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I am interested in the rare slime. Where do I subscribe to rare slime facts?
It’s starting already…
You can captivate a nation by giving them a rare slime
Chapelle Roan gets shot on stage, the bullet bounces off her armor and hits Donald Trump. He dies but gets resuscitated.
It misses but he pretends to die poorly, and stands backup proclaiming god sent him back. Whitehouse merch sales skyrocket.
does getting your armor dented count as a wardrobe malfunction? this could be a two for one
That was the point of my joke. I mean, if after getting hit, the straps failed and the chestplate fell down, it would be a malfunction.
He shits himself and his supporters drop all remaining pretense and declare him the literal Messiah.
Trump dies but comes back to life
Technically this could happen if he’s put on cardiac bypass for heart surgery.
If he does die, do you think the establishment would tell anyone? They’d AI his looks, speech and Twitter posts and claim he’s done appearances on TV for years.
This comment makes qanon sound smart
The real question is why the deep state haven’t activated his 5G nanites from his vaccine.
Probably because 9/11 stopped them. (
The rare slime thing already happened tho. It’s called “That one time I got reincarnated as a slime”
That was my first thought. My second was that somehow people became interested in the unique behavior of slime molds.
He’s not a bad slime you know
My wishful thinking. Tierra Whack blows up. Her music is fire and one of the most original artists out there right now. Philly represent!
Are snapbacks out? Damn.
One of the first times I remember feeling old was when I heard people saying snapback instead of (baseball) cap. Things just kept skibiding from there
What’s wrong with snapbacks?
Nothing, they’re coming back.
Is a snapback the same as a clapback or is there some nuanced difference here?
This lead me down a rabbit hole watching a 10 minute video on the rise and fall and rise again of snapbacks.
Rare slime captivates nation
trump already won tho didnt he ?
Unfortunately, that sort of slime is pretty common.
What is a queerbaiting arc?
Queerbaiting: Pretending or hinting that you may be LGBT+, in order to trick people into liking you more, or to pay more attention to you or your work. Sometimes this is a way to try to get LGBT+ fans, sometimes it’s trying to get straight people who think LGBT+ people/acts are sexy.
Arc, as in story arc of a tv show or book series: So, it’s for a set period of time, and then they move on, not really acknowledging again.
Pop acts have done this a lot.
Isn’t that just marketing?
People generally look down on pretending to be a minority for financial gain.
Oh they’re pretending? Yea that’s not particularly great
Well Billie Eilish and Chapell Roan have been releasing songs about cunnilingus and heavy petting lately that have been ok in specific circles which keeps them employed so in order to get in on that and also hopefully capture so more name recognition Arianna Grande will put in a show of being queer and then act upset about backlash but then rise above it to state that it doesn’t matter making a big song about their bold new life choice, and then drop it after snapbacks come back without really ever talking about it ever again.
We shall see
Indubitably.
Anyways, seems like this session of futureseers is adjourned. Who wants Tapas?
dibz
No, no, it’s queerbating. She’s obviously going to open up to hawk girl on the view about what she flicks the bean towards, and then market the ‘slime’ to all the insane people…
and the video promoting it prominently displays her wrists with snapbacks on them.
I think I hate myself for this mental image.
Ohh, here I was thinking that was a typo. Thank you for clarifying
Why do I feel like this will 100% be accurate
Interesting. What planet is this about?
Didnt Ariana Grande write a song about being in love with another woman? That’s a bit past queerbaiting, isn’t it?
And have you seen her appearances with Cynthia Erivo?
No, other than what I hear in their music, I don’t pay attention to celebrities. I just happen to have a couple of her songs in my playlists.
Me neither but I’m ok with that, not really worth trying since there’s enough understandable stuff around.
