Well first, spend a long time practicing tiny handwriting. Like, let’s make the absolute most use out of this sheet as possible; it’s possible to get the size of handwritten characters down to about 3mm, but let’s say 4 with the assumption that I can’t get it down that low. That means I have about 74 lines vertically to write in, each line able to accommodate somewhere between 70 and 52 characters, depending on the width. Let’s average it to 60 characters per line, so 74x60 = 4,440 characters, times two for two sides of the page. Average number of characters per name is 7, so 14, plus two for spaces, and let’s add another two for a middle initial and another space. That’s 18 characters per name. This means I should be able to fit just under 500 names on the page if I use both sides as efficiently as possible.

I’ll get the list of the 500 richest people in the world, and start going down it from richest on down. But not all at once. First the top name. One week later, the next name. One week after that, the next name down, and so on. After a few weeks the pattern would become obvious and we see what happens. Sadly I have no magical knowledge of who is the richest person at any given moment, so I have to just go off the list I already possess (or any new information I decide to be sufficiently trustworthy). One every week for five hundred names is 3,500 days, or 9.5 years. That is long enough to make it quite apparent this is inevitable and make it seem like it’s going to continue forever, and it’s long enough for legislation and other things to be done in response. Let’s see how they freak out and what they try to do in response.

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Honestly? I would start picking off officials. I would try and like… Persona 5 it. Send a warning to, say, Trump. “Do ___ by ____ or else” kind of thing. They don’t follow through, I take them out. And just keep going until they start listening. Universal health care. No? Alright, I’m going to start picking off those opposed. 100% tax on money over a billion (honestly, I feel like couple million would suffice) . No? You know the drill. Pretty much hold officials ransom until they start fixing shit. I would stay vigilante. Not to make sure everyone is following the same rules or government, but if someone tries to pass a law to ban abortion in there country? Let me grab a pen.

I would even be open to submission, like a “Hell Girl” situation. Of course, not “so and so is stealing my boyfriend” but more, “this company continues to dump in our wager supply.” I would use a very fine tipped pen if pencil wasn’t allowed. I would hopefully get to spears it out over years so, by the time it’s full, people can be used to being treated like people, hopefully. The idea of someone trying to lobby for a return to the health insurance modem would be a cause for mass strike, riots even. They wouldn’t dare, because I would be watching.

Start at the top of the Forbes billionaire list and fit as many names as I can

I’d start testing to see what the restrictions are on the note - for example, could you get Thiel to give all his money away and then end himself? If there aren’t many restrictions you could say “Netanyahu, by nuclear weapon, at the Davos summit in 2025” in order to take out a whole bunch of the ruling class at once.

The other thing I’d try is writing “Elon Musk, guillotined by a revolutionary communist government made from the population of the former United States” to see if I could get regime change to happen.

The thing that’s always interested me is that you can choose how they die, but surely there are limits?

Could i say ‘dead by gunshot wound to the back?’ Is there a bullet left over? A gunman seen fleeing the scene?

Nothing

I’m not familiar with death note so excuse my ignorance.

Can I use a typewriter or a printer on it or does it have to be handwritten?

I’d probably just eat some chips or a cupcake while an entire police force discusses me for what feels like 600 hours and nothing at all ever happens

Doesn’t anyone here know that the Death Note (1) curses all those who use it with misfortune and (2) will trap your soul in limbo after use?

Nah, I’m good. Tweezers and a matchstick.

First on my list would be, just as an experiment, someone completely random I find online just to see what happens. You know, something that would somehow end up making major news, news big enough that I’d hopefully see it when my dad watches the nightly news. Just to see that the page works. My parents would never find the page since they don’t go through my stuff, so I’d be safe there. Just gotta make sure nobody sees it through a camera, so phone and laptop out of the way when I write. Definitely burn it after it’s all used up and everyone on it is dead to ensure nobody sees it. Wouldn’t be that hard for me to put it in my pyrex bowl and light it up.

After confirming it works, get to work on some of the people I wanna see gone for whatever reason. If a torn/cut off piece works, you bet I’d take some lines and cut them before cutting those into smaller pieces. Then store them in my wallet for any time I’m out and about and have a surprise Mormon missionary pop up on me. Sounds cruel, but I ain’t got time for them and don’t know how to effectively tell them no. Just have to have them sign the slips, with me asking for an autograph or something before I leave.

The rest would go to various people. I think some of my biggest targets would be looking up the mega pastors here in America and having them reveal to all their followers that they have been scammed the whole time, calling them the dumbest sheeple on the planet before ending themselves somehow. Mega pastors deserve it for stealing money from the gullible.

Next would be a large group of CEOs from large tech firms. They’d probably have enough time to clear their schedules and meet up with each other, so there would be a livestreamed MMA match to the death, after telling the world how they’ve defrauded everyone and that the class war is on because after the match they’re sending kill squads to eradicate the poor. So probably have them use their wealth to try and coordinate that as well and set it up so it doesn’t actually happen, but that they planned on making it happen, with verifiable messaging/email to prove it. Really set the world up for chaos, I guess. Winner of the match would just kill themselves, I guess, IDK what they would do if anything. CEOs like the gøøg|e, amazøn, twatter, fakebook, redd¡t, and maybe a few others sound good to me because they definitely screw over loads of people.

I think my 3rd set would just be a single target if I could figure out who they are. Just gotta figure out who the head of the American branch of scientology is so I could make that fool reveal all the crimes he is able to reveal that the wackjob cult has ever committed here in America by making sure they’re all made publicly available by making the records public domain and widely available while also making him get rid of their tax exempt status by having people lobbying the government to permanently remove it forever to add insult to injury. Let the people know what that cult is all about while simultaneously ruining them.

Though, after that, cannot think of any other local (country wide) targets, so from there, probably go after some big names I cannot say because I don’t feel comfortable saying. Politicians and dictators are a scary thing to have hunting you over the fact you make a post about wanting them gone, so I’mma end it there.

Don’t know how possible some of this would be, but you gotta admit it would bring chaos to our world and really shake up the status quo having all these things happen.

Kms

Just copy the Forbes richest people list.

“Kolanaki, death by snu-snu.”

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