cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/6743513
I really hope this won’t become some sort of tradition now
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Everyone is lining up to kiss his puckered arsehole.
I doubt it’s puckered at that age unfortunately
My wife and I have been paying attention to which companies are making significant donations to conservatives, and have been avoiding doing business with them, but now it’s getting tough as everyone is expected to kiss the ring. It’s about to the point where it might be easier to make a list of companies that haven’t.
They all know to play this dumb bastards ego
I bet the back of the bottle says only people with very large hands and a big a-brain can possess it
Apparently someone loves to lick boots and give some a handie under the table.
If you get the rights to lower the ground water level even more during a drought, selling the water to the thirsty population in plastic bottles?
Ka-Tsching Baby…
That’s why the guy put his right hand on the table… Prevent rumors.
The old gang’s getting back together!
It’s pathetic watching these bootlickers
Lol morons paying this dude a million and Coke comes in with a 5 dollar commemorative.
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Celebratory cocaine
I hope he’s ok for 2-3ish years. Vance having a real chance at 10 years as POTUS is terrifying
I was about to say “Vance is such a weak personality he could never be elected” and then i remembered how useless the Dems are so who fucking knows.
He’s guaranteed because the Republican-led states will make sure he gets their EC votes regardless of how the populace actually votes. There will be nothing to stop them any more.
I think the country is fucked as well, but I don’t think the gop can deliver the cuop de grace to democracy in the US in a single presidential term.
Personally I think it’s a matter of time before there is an uprising from the citizens, it won’t matter who runs the government when capitalism finally catches up to the majority of the population, you can’t believe in bootstraps when every person you know is living paycheck to paycheck.
Vance doesn’t have any charisma, though.
No thanks. Hamburger heart attack “day JUAN!”
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m gonna piss on his grave.
I’ll do rhyming later.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m gonna piss on his grave
I guarantee that it’s true
That one’s free.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’ll piss on his grave
And make sure it comes true
Free edit for you as well ✌️
A propaganda boy, and in more than one sense.
The next four years are going to be very interesting to watch. If the first try was disastrous, the second is poised to be even worst.
America, you were once a country that could muster respect.
President Donald John Coca-Cola Trump.
He’s gonna 🎶fiiiiiix🎶 the economy in only one week!
I really hate that movie turned out to be prophecy more than I expected it to.
Continuing a proud tradition.
Fanta originated in Nazi Germany because they couldn’t source the ingredients for the Coke recipe.
Im guessing besides knowing how this guy like kiss ups there is also things like this are bought for air force one so maybe hes trying to make a sale.
Nah he was waaaaaayyy happier standing In front of all that Macca’s the last time he was in.
He has the most insincere smile ever. It would be hard to make a real person appear more cartoonishly evil.
That’s a real smile for once, it looks weird because he has wooden teeth.
Marketing rule #1, know your market. Note that you don’t need to actually need to have taken marketing classes to know this. So congratulations on doing what anyone with more than two brain cells could figure out, ya rich CEO jackass.
