We used to start morning meetings with an icebreaker question at my old job. A friend had just watched “You’re the Worst” and was inspired to say, “raise your hand if you don’t wash your legs in the shower.”
About half of us raised our hands. The non-washers insisted that gravity caused the soap to wash your legs and feet. We leg washers were not convinced, and a little grossed out, but we were all really surprised to learn the other side of the argument.
“Used to start meetings with icebreakers”
Did they stop after the leg washing question or was it something even more controversial?
Usually they were pretty innocuous. Smooth or crunchy peanut butter, is a hot dog a sandwich, is cheesecake a pie, Marvel or DC, Star Wars or Star Trek, The Stones or The Beatles, etc.
I don’t understand, pigs in blankets are wrapped in bacon, they should be a type of salad. Why would you use pastry?
Everything is everything.
At this point smooth or crunchy peanut butter is so much of a cliché it actively bores me.
might wanna see a doctor about that
Some people may enjoy getting head from communist Pac-Man.
Who also had a fetish for armpits
Up here, in Wyoming, it gets so cold and dry that if you don’t scrub the dead skin off your legs regularly, your skin will crack. It can get very painful.
That has nothing to do with dry skin on your legs.
I find that the shower is the most convenient place to wash my legs.
Followed very unclosely by the bidet.
I’m just wearing pants all day, how dirty can my leg possibly get?
From experience walking in long pants during June in Fort Lauderdale, legs can get bad. Sweat couldn’t evaporate, so the root of every hair on my legs got red, bumpy, and irritated. But I was working a job and had to dress according to their work code. I quit after less than a week. 0/0 do not recommend.
It’s ether wash or scrub, but for the entire body. What psycho scrubs the torso but not the legs or who washes the torso and scrubs the legs? You people are both weird.
it always starts with “be a dear and wash your ass,” then it moves on to “i need you to drive me to the hospital,” and “stop fucking my sister”
One of yous is gonna be cold with the other gets the shower water
That’s not the problem because you can just cuddle to warm up. The problem is when one of yous likes the water hotter than the other.
There are worse things in life than having your ass washed by someone who loves you. Bonus points for the reach around handy.
I ain’t clickin’ that
Harold and Kumar reference
If she wanted to wash your ass, she would have asked you to step outside and hosed you down with a garden hose with your clothes still on.
She’s going to have to teach him the basics of the English language first.
Who can is about . Punctuation , ?
we . all know it,s a suggestion anywayThat’s not your girlfriend, it’s just Del in disguise!
You better wash yo ass or else you’ll be FUNKAY
I really wanted to post a picture from the trashy rapper album K-Flex “Wash yo ass” but im on a work network right now…
i invite you to look it up though.
Sheldon?
