Me trying to raise kids
Well there’s your first problem
I solved it by not having kids, seriously best thing I done in my life so far.
So far!
instead of trying to excel at work, just libreoffice calc instead! badum ts
Tbf, I was confused by the wording and your joke clarified it for me.
Same. Honestly I wasn’t even confused. I use a lot of excel at work, I just assumed it’s a verb now
The secret is to give up on having time for yourself and find the zen in the things you have to do anyway.
You ever wonder why dads tend to become all about their yard, their bbq and DIY? Because if I have to mow the fucking lawn, feed my family and fix shit all the fucking time I might as well find the satisfaction in a job well done.
That’s exactly where “they” want you. Too tired to lop off heads.
When your scare quote “they” it makes you sound like you mean Jews.
It’s Lemmy. Just say billionaires.
I have failed the last one, going to go get some personal time off from work today, then maybe I can finally get some sleep.
Edit: got it, now I can rest, well shitpost on Lemmy as therapy.
I do at least one of them. Guess which.
Staying hydrated
