Name your devices after humans.
Tommy needs larger memory.
I think I’m going to reboot Denise.
I dropped Dave today.
Fuck Dave. Dave is a piece of shit. Put him in the drive shredder, melt him down, and launch his pathetic ass into orbit.
~Yes, I have an issue with a Dave in my life.~
Lemmy is a small place. Dave is friggin moldy. 😉
What would be your dog name?
My dog name would be pillow, because she loves laying on me.
Wolfy McWolfface
I think Moon Moon is quite popular
Original.
Scarred Claw?
Wtf
OMG, Ronald McDonald?
At least yours isn’t ultra-cringe due to negative connotation…
#ALPHA CLAW
Ravenous Omega Warrior
I’m okay with this. I may be changing my username…
White Hunter, lol
Bruh I’m Alpha Temptress
Dominatrix vibes.
Me too! Wanna get married?
But… But… Who’s gonna top?
Why chose?
(But go ahead, please.)No… No u locks chastity cage
Edit: sigh, I’m not cut out for this.
Mine is just about as boring as possible: “Grey Wolf” 🤦
If we go with my Lemmy name, though, i’d say that Graceful Red is a pretty good nickname for a 1950s lounge singer 😄
Woof woof
I read a series of HFY stories that showed the human and a some dogs (all abductees) getting telecommunication brain chips, and they absolutely did. They called humans “name-givers” and took pride in their many names and nicknames as bestowed by their particular name-give friends and family.
Dogs don’t even know they are dogs.
That’s the best part. It’s actually the same name either way. They just pronounce “dipshit” different than we do is all.
Nah, that’s what CATS named all of us
Woof
I believe I have been named (pseudo sneeze sound) + (happy grin pant) + (one second pack howl).
Some humans are named after angels.
I have two dogs and they bark at me in an unique way when requesting my attention or when I’m arriving home, so I expect that to be my “name” to them.
