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minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28arrow-down1·9 days agoFun fact that’s completely unrelated: Did you know that when a new lion takes over a pride it kills all the cubs so the females go into heat?
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·9 days agoDid I fuck up by not murdering my stepsons when I had the chance?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·9 days agoIf you have to ask the question I think you know the answer.
minus-squareThis is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·9 days agoAverage Crusader Kings discussion post
minus-squareCosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·9 days agoThat is some weird biology. Totally makes sense from an evolutionary standpoint but weird nonetheless. Lion: hey sexy mama. I just killed your baby. I want to get freaky. Lioness: you got me in the mood. Mount me.
minus-squareGreyEyedGhost@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 days agoI’m sure some plausible reasons can be found in the philosophical treatises have penned over the years…
minus-squaremoody@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·9 days agoDoes that work for humans? Just out of curiosity.
minus-squarehitmyspot@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·9 days agoI know that when children are removed by the state for safety concerns, it is very common to become pregnant again within a year. It’s also a trope that people get horny at funerals. So quite possibly it would.
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·9 days ago It’s also a trope that people get horny at funerals. I hate the wait in line to finally get at the body.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·9 days agoMy grandma had about four hundred people at her funeral and I got to go last.
minus-squareMadMadBunny@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 days agoOkay this is where we’ll draw the line.
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 days agoIf by “history” you mean “I read it in the Volsunga Saga” Which is particularly interesting given that, like in a real lion pride, the adults in question were siblings.
minus-squarebaines@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 days agono but I’ll give it a look I was referring more to women being taken as war spoils
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·9 days agoIt couldn’t hurt to try.
minus-squareBennyboybumberchums@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 days agoYou can just picture the conversation down the pub… “Yeah, she said she had a headache. So I murdered her son, and she couldnt get on my cock fast enough… Women, am I right?” lol
minus-squareBane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 days agoIt might you should try
Fun fact that’s completely unrelated:
Did you know that when a new lion takes over a pride it kills all the cubs so the females go into heat?
Did I fuck up by not murdering my stepsons when I had the chance?
If you have to ask the question I think you know the answer.
Average Crusader Kings discussion post
That is some weird biology. Totally makes sense from an evolutionary standpoint but weird nonetheless.
Lion: hey sexy mama. I just killed your baby. I want to get freaky.
Lioness: you got me in the mood. Mount me.
I’m sure some plausible reasons can be found in the philosophical treatises have penned over the years…
Does that work for humans? Just out of curiosity.
I know that when children are removed by the state for safety concerns, it is very common to become pregnant again within a year.
It’s also a trope that people get horny at funerals.
So quite possibly it would.
I hate the wait in line to finally get at the body.
My grandma had about four hundred people at her funeral and I got to go last.
Okay this is where we’ll draw the line.
historically yes
If by “history” you mean “I read it in the Volsunga Saga”
Which is particularly interesting given that, like in a real lion pride, the adults in question were siblings.
no but I’ll give it a look
I was referring more to women being taken as war spoils
It couldn’t hurt to try.
You can just picture the conversation down the pub… “Yeah, she said she had a headache. So I murdered her son, and she couldnt get on my cock fast enough… Women, am I right?” lol
It might you should try