Idk… Avocado has a slightly fresh flavor, also certain varieties are juicy and a bit sweet. When you bite into a clean penis it is very juicy but the flavor is harsh and metallic, not at all like a nice avocado.
There’s also no one screaming when you bite down on an avocado
Yep, in Nahuatl, they’re bollock fruit.
I would venture to guess it’s based on how it looks. But… it also tastes the same? Huh.
Either every penis I’ve had in my mouth was not clean, or this is bullshit.
This is just one of those things people online say without any idea if it is real or not
Obviously this requires more testing, in the name of science.
Instructions unclear. I fucked an avocado.
Avocado actually tastes good if it isn’t picked unripe and shipped to Ohio
suspect this is more of an ohio issue than an avocado issue. good luck with that.
Oh, I solved the Ohio problem.
FOR YOU MAYBE. It’s still a problem for the rest of us.
I’m not stopping you from solving your own problems.
Avocado doesn’t work like that. It doesn’t start ripening until it’s picked. Can’t help you with the Ohio part though.
Well, it’s fucking disgusting in the Midwest. I thought I didn’t like it until I moved back to California. How could storage and shipment affect it so?
I recall the Midwest had a preponderance of Fuerte avocados (the smoothish green-skinned ones). Hass avocados (with rough black skin) are far better.
The best I ever had was a grapefruit-sized black spherical avocado from a friend’s tree in Long Beach. The flesh was dark green and ridiculously flavorful. Best guac ever.
Interesting! I bet that had something to do with it.
You’re either insane, or your grocers store them in the worst possible conditions.
it’s the grocers. can’t explain it, but i’ve lived a lot of places and there’s something special about the avocados in socal
People don’t believe me when I say avocados in the Toronto area are not good. “They’re the same avocados!” they’ll say, but I lived in SoCal and no, they are not the same damned avocados.
They’re not sending their best.
It’s not just me!
no they’re the same avocados, just toronto gets them after socal’s had 'em
I am insane, yes, but also I don’t think Ohio grocers in the '90s knew what to do with avocadoes
I live in the Midwest, and usually they’re hard at the store, so you have to plan ahead. You want nachos Sunday? Buy the avocados on Thursday. Boom.
That’s avocadoes everywhere. They just also taste like shit in Ohio.
sorry but this sounds like an ohio/USA problem, avocados here in sweden are as ripe as any other fruit/vegetable and when ripe taste amazing.
They’ve also recently introduced some fancy technique to make them ripen perfectly during transport, they end up slightly different but basically guaranteed to be delicious right when you buy them.My local HEB typically sells them ripe. Walmart sells them hard.
As someone in Ohio, this is correct.
But clean penis? Next you’ll tell me it tastes like unicorn horn.
Username checks out.
Let’s meet up in California and you can do a side-by-side comparison
You are making it sound like Ohio is where flavor goes to die
What’s the opposite of “Flavortown?”
Cleveland
It is.
I’ll happily volunteer to help in the side by side comparison test.
In this scenario are you the pitcher or the catcher, so to speak, or are you envisioning a reciprocal switcheroo kind of mutual exploration and experimentation arrangement?
When I was a teenager one of my friends claimed he could suck his own dick.
Most of us didn’t believe him because he had a track record of many impressive sounding but implausible claims.
I did check for myself, of course, and he might have been bendier or more well endowed than me, but I suspect he was just less truthful.
Anyway, I’ve tried guacamole, but I’ve never had avocado as such.
I’m willing to do whatever it takes for science
I’ll be round at about 8pm then. Do you still live at that place on Oxford Road? Or we could go to that Italian place on Beesdale Street first if you like, say 6:45 for 7? Maybe it’s better to be trying new stuff before we eat. I can make it to yours for about 5:45. Then again, maybe the meal out and get plastered first would give us a bit of dutch courage. Are you nervous? I think I might be coming across as a bit nervous.
In this scenario are you the pitcher or the catcher, so to speak, or are you envisioning a reciprocal switcheroo kind of mutual exploration and experimentation arrangement?
Yes.
What’s your safe word?
guacamole
Does clean penis taste like butter to people?
does avocado taste like butter to people? because i’m worried about what’s going on with their butter.
It does taste like that to me, at least it’s the closest taste - like fresh nice sweet butter (not the salty kind).
So… does penis taste like avocado to you?
but like, avocado has an obvious green flavour (on account of being green), i don’t see how it can possibly be compared to butter
it’s like saying lard has a buttery taste, the only similarity is that it tastes fatty
It has also yellow parts 😉
If I clean it with butter, yes
I know a way we can find out. Meet me behind the Wendy’s in 30 minutes.
Sir, this is a Wen…. Oh, wait. Nevermind.
In households where the butter is mixed with spunk, yes.
I’m not clicking that.
I clicked, it’s just a sex lube company. Comes in silly packaging that vaguely looks like a margarine container.
I guess it does what it says on the packet.
Yeah me neither.
Seems a tad like lemonparty.
What’s lemonparty?
Thanks.
I’ll take the guacamole please!
One smashed penis coming up!
i thlammed my penith, in the car door
I was more thinking of a bowl full of clean penises, but one flacky one is ok too i guess :)
Maybe their reference wasn’t that clean since avocado tastes like ass.
So unclean penis?
Clean or unclean ass?
