half a liter of espresso, 3 cigarettes and 70mg of amphetamines.
I wish I was joking.
An everything bagel with plain cream cheese. I used to make my own bagels and have them all the time, but as I aged I became lactose intolerant, so I tried some of the vegan cream cheese brands, and let me tell you that shit is NOT the same, so I just stopped baking bagels, and I miss them.
I just down fistfuls of Costco lactaid, lol
Yeah, I’ve tried that, I even have these extra strength lactase pills from Europe with like 3x the amount of lactase as Lactaid, but it’s still always unpredictable as to whether it will work or not, and if it doesn’t, it will ruin the rest of my day.
Dang. Yeah unpredictability is the worst.
This is just for fun, but you might enjoy this video by someone who genetically engineered an everlasting gobstopper to give him long lasting lactose tolerance
Whoa, this is wild! Would totally do that even for a year of being able to handle dairy again!
Yeah I’d pay good money for this ngl
Bacon
Bacon and eggs
Bacon and pancakes
Bacon and French Toast
Bacon and waffles
Bacon and toast
Bacon and Omelette (especially if the omelette has bacon in it.)
Bacon and Bacon
If I had been a member of Monty Python, we would be calling email spam… Bacon today.
Vegan egg substitute omelet with roasted red peppers and olives.
Breakfast Tacos!!
Flour tortilla stuffed with scrambled eggs, bacon strips and/or ground breakfast sausage, cheddar cheese, refried beans (optional), and a line of habanero hot sauce.
Fucking 😙🤌!!!
It’s also one of the best hangover cures!
Those are delicious.
Used to make something very similar, but we used a pancake for the “shell” instead of a tortilla.
Cold leftover pizza.
Leftover dinner. Not a huge breakfast fan.
A nice breakfast bowl w/ sausage, egg, cheese, and shredded fried potatoes all mixed together. Throw in a glass of OJ and a mug of coffee and I am set.
It’s actually been a while since I made it, since the extra effort of getting the potatoes right loses out to the morning ennui, so I end up substituting the eggs and potatoes for just grits.
My work cafeteria serves a similar breakfast bowl on Tuesdays. I think I know what I’m having for breakfast tomorrow
anything that can be eaten and reached from bed.
Usually made for dinner these days but a breakfast burrito comprised of either scrambled or fried eggs, cheese, diced potatoes, with bacon or chorizo, smothered in cheese and a NM green chile sauce.
Coffee
Full English, however as everyone has slight variations or additions:
Sausages, hash brown, fried mushrooms, fried bread, bacon, black pudding, baked beans, fried egg.… And now I’m hungry again.
That’s not a bad spread. Should probably add that it’s back bacon, and not streaky bacon that the yanks eat.
Yes! Good clarification to make! And the fat parts have to be cooked (too many a time I’ve ordered a breakfast, to get uncooked fat).
So you all cook the bacon correctly over there? God bless.
Square sausage and potato scones.
egg soboro right now: crack an egg in a pan, constant stirring, 8 minutes or so at the lowest heat, super fluffy, flavored textured egg curds.
I made this today with fresh eggs from a farm around the corner with fresh garlic and tomatoes from my garden and sprinkled with celery salt and parsley.
sounds great, except I don’t know what celery salt is.
what is that?
oh, literally celery seeds ground up with salt.
I don’t think I’ve ever cooked with it before. I’m going to have to give that a try, that’s definitely a good combination.
Sugar and caffeine.
