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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago

Stand your ground

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Stand your ground

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world
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    Five men.

    Six words.

    Two mistakes.

    This summer, they are:

    Scared & Stupid (rated R)

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    Fun fact, this is like one of the only ways you can permanently lose mail delivery… although it’s admittedly rare. I think the carrier has to start the complaint.

    • maccentric@sh.itjust.works
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      Another way is to live in Summit County CO, where the USPS just doesn’t have to deliver the mail for whatever reason

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    The otters came slowly, then they came quickly and in great numbers. The one Australian on the human team fell to the ground in a fetal position and started having emu flashbacks.

  • AntiOutsideAktion@lemmy.mlBanned from community
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    Removed by mod

  • linuxgator@lemmynsfw.com
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    That’s grammatically bad even in French or Franglish. It should be Les otters.

    • masterofn001@lemmy.ca
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      Or, singular, l’otter is not le afraid.

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    “Survivors will be shoot again”.

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    Lotters? Is this some vernacular I’m unfamiliar with?

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      It says, in fact, LOπERS.

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        LOPIERS

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          WILL BE SH∞T ON SIGHT

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      They attempted to write “Loiters* will be shot* on sight”.

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        Or “Looters” Or “Lawyers” Or “Losers” Or maybe it really is “L’Otters”. Those radical left rascals causing mayhem and dissection in the workers.

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        What’s a loiter?

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          That’s what they tried to write, but to be lexically correct it should be “loiterers”.

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    It says “LO πers”. So anyone who lowers pi to 3 for simplicity deserves to be shot.

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      My fiancee instantly saw it as π also lol

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    https://www.yahoo.com/news/child-dragged-underwater-river-otter-201542559.html

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      “human-river otter incident”

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    I’m now wondering if they have confused loitering (an ill defined concept, particularly to kill over) with looting

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