I like their moroccan mint.

PG Tips for my black tea. Stash for my green tea.

Oh great! So someone couldn’t pull themselves up by their bootstraps and now they want a hand-out. I bet this “toddler” doesn’t even pay taxes.

/s

Mansa Musa. He was on a Hajj to Mecca and making it rain on everyone he passed. It devalued gold so much he had to collect some of the way back.

I think about this story everytime I hear someone say gold never devalues it’s worth. It’s probably the only time, but still.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mansa_Musa

I always say this. Any “real god” that created everything and gave their word to humans to pass on will be distorted by the end of the day.

Humans are greedy and selfish and they will change the word to be proven right. That is what I have faith in. The human ability to fuck up shit for selfish reasons.

I’m actually mostly surprised by the nerdcore hip-hop call out. I just assumed the genre melded with mainstream.

If you would have said “no” I’m sure they just wouldn’t have believed you. I was asked that question and said no because I was embarrassed. They didn’t believe me.

Just like how I found all those Chuck Norris jokes back in the day. Like yeah okay, I get it, but I’m not as entertained as others.

Behind Chuck Norris’s beard is another fist. Lol.

If you say so.

I saw a Frederick Douglass bumper sticker today that said something like “It’s easier to raise strong children than it is to fix a broken man.”

I don’t know what I’m adding, but if more dads were like this post we would be better. I think a lot of us (men) don’t know how to be fathers cuz our fathers sucked.

My wife used to work with a ESL Asian person. When he got upset at work he always said “I go to mad.”

The only good deal for Taco Bell is taco Tuesday deal. 5 dollars for 3 tacos and a drink. They got a build your own box that’s a good deal too, but everything else is so expensive.

Shit Wendy’s used to have good mobile deals and now they are mostly trash. That new CEO that wanted surge pricing on burgers is fucking up everything with Wendy’s for me.

I’m at a place where the local Mexican restaurant has better dinner deals Mon-Thurs than any fast food around me. Depending on the day it’s like $7-$10. I just gotta watch my drinking there.

The first type of this post I saw was Garfield minus Garfield. That one was more enjoyable because most of the comics just looked like Jon was very depressed and talked to himself.

I’m not sure when Heathcliff got a minus cat version, or if there are other versions. I think it’s just a exercise in creativity to see if the comic still is funny/makes sense even if the OG comic joke is different.

Yeah my eyes always got tired after like 10 seconds and I need to close my eyes and let them rest after doing it for a while.

I can bend the last joint of my right hand middle finger independently. Not any of the other ones though. I found out when I was playing Double Dragon in the arcade and smashing the attack button. My finger when stuff with the first joint bent and still smashing the kick button. I didn’t know what it was.

I can vibrate my eyes.

Oh shit. You just gave me a memo of middle/high school. I use to be able to do that. I just checked and maybe if I keep practicing, but it’s not there anymore.

Someone I knew did it to me in school. Like just vibrated their eyes while looking at me. Then asked if I could do that. Well no, but it intrigued my young ass enough to figure out how he did it. He told me and after a few days I was able to do it pretty easy.

Makes sense to me. You would just need to plan trips back from the nudist beach.

This is assuming you teleport other things besides just yourself. You might just poof to the beach nude.

Well conservatives have developed a desire for raw milk. They are passing laws to make it legal to sell raw milk in different counties. I found out because someone in my family is all about raw milk now. Even though they told me they were “deadly afraid” of the flax milk I was drinking. Idk man, I’m just trying to remove sugar from my diet.