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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Line forms to the left ladies.

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Line forms to the left ladies.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    or with parental consent.

    Eww, that line tells you all you need to know about this guy. And the fact that this is actually legal in some states is disturbing.

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      He prefers a woman who is “damaged” because he thinks she’ll put up with being treated like a broodmare.

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        As if he even needed to say that, the only people who would respond to this would be especially damaged lol.

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        Let’s not give him that much credit, a woman is acceptable but he’d prefer a child who is damaged, with parental consent of course.

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOPM
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      At 53 at that. Ugh.

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        🤢

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    “… or with parental consent.”

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOPM
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      For a 53-year-old. Mm.

      • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social
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        Yeah. Those two parts were as separated as he could get them, and still were the only part of this I remember.

        Half your age plus seven, guy. It’s in the bible, I swear. Leviticus.

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          Meh, I always found that a bit rigid. I don’t have a problem with a 60 and a 30 year old person getting it on if they both want it. Maybe something simple like “Don’t try to exploit immature people, you massive creep.”

          • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social
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            A 30-yo is undoubtedly an adult. It’s more about the “needing parental permission” that makes it creepy.

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              I get that, and agree with that, I was just replying to the often cited “rule” mentioned by the commenter above, that I feel some are taking too seriously.

              Edit: Oh, wait, you’re the commenter above. Well, I’ll just leave my comment like it is, I guess.

              • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social
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                I was thinking the thing about Leviticus would give it away. Wasn’t the rule made up in a TV show, like Always Sunny?

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                  Well, whenever you make a joke online, there’s bound to be someone to dense to get it. This time, that seems to have been me.

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          Well, the koran says between one half and one seventh your age. Checkmate atheists!

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          Ohh and i thought it was half my age minus seven. My bad.

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      Jfc I didn’t even process that on the first read. Instant creep factor x10.

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    “or with parental consent”

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      Someone beat you by many hours…

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    It’s the @yahoo.com that fully sent me.

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      Only an @aol.com would have been better.

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        I regularly see roadrunner and earthlink emails as well as AOL at my job.

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOPM
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      That’s why I didn’t edit the whole thing. It could only be better if it was Hotmail.

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    This guy has a breeding kink and decided to post it on FB.

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      It’s not a kink if you believe God told you to do it.

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        Then it’s just a cult.

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          A sad cult with one member

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      Shooters shoot their shot

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    I’m real

    Such a perfect specimen of manliness surely can’t exist in our cold, imperfect reality.

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    Man, giving internet access to the unhinged might have been a bad idea but it IS very entertaining to say the least.

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    Did he get parental consent to procreate? We should talk to his mom and dad

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    To paraphrase Serenity,

    “Ah, BonesOfTheMoon, you always bring me the very best insanity.”

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      Ahahahahah. I’m here to serve. This is what I get for being a fake Nazi on Facebook.

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        Oof, talking about taking one for the team… Your service is much appreciated. 🫡

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          Nazis are the most humorless people on earth. That’s why they are Nazis. Take it from me.

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    The rest of you are correct. I want to loop back to the start.

    “God’s instincts”? The fuck man. The church of my youth would string him up for suggesting that either “God operates on instinct” or that “human’s should operate on instinct”.

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    Imagine answering every email that has URGENT in it. This sounds like a bot.

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      I maybe took Ambien last night and sent him one. Haha. It said urgent, ur a pedo.

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    w/m? Woman man? With man?

    Edit: my guess are funnier

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      i’m assuming “white male” or “white man”

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOPM
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      White male.

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      With maggots.

      Whole mess.

      Whoa, man!

      Weaponized masturbator?

      Sorry couldn’t help myself :D

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    Single? Shocking!

    Damaged? In the brain, surely.

    If this is the best humanity can do, then we are doomed and cursed.

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    What is Unjabbed?

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      unvaccinated

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    I’m pretty sure that if he actually went Grizzly Adams he’d die, but the thought of him being out in the wilderness and off the internet is strangely appealing.

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