You can definitely find men who flirt like all four of these examples.
I mean, the flaunting of sexual organs as an attempt to show fitness for mating isn’t exactly unlike those things
Tbh most real birds probably act like the last one.
Yeah, but in fairness… I’ll bet female birds don’t make sweeping generalizations of an entire gender based on a few examples.
And they’re really just looking for good genes and not all the other stuff tied to what’s perceived as a successful human relationship.
Pssh, this is completely untrue. The last time I impaled a bunch of small people and animals on a giant thorn, I didn’t any attention. Well some, but the only from the police.
Lemme smash.
No, Ron. Go find Becky.
You wan… sum fuk?
Building a beautiful house is slightly more involved than weaving together some sticks and twigs that you found.
Not if you don’t have hands
There’s obvious limitations, but some birds make much better nests than others. The rufous hornero is probably the best bird in that category, they make nests out of clay.
Pigeon nests are even shittier than that. They literally put some twigs down and call it a day. Honestly it’s a wonder how they even survive. Google for ‘pigeon nest’ for a good laugh, they’re just so terrible at it, like imagine a person giving bits of wood as a house.
Bottom left is just actual neurodivergent flirting
Well, when clubbing I’ve often seen guys use the same mating strategy as street pidgeons.
Puffing their chest, wiggling their heads and weirdly “dancing” while rotating in place?
Not all birds
Definitely not ducks.
My name is Duck and I’m here to fuck.
This guy ducks
Fuzzy duck, ducky fuzz. Does he fuck? Fuck he does!
I’d be a Canada Goose
Hey baby wanna … HOOOOOONNNKKKK!!! …
I’ve only properly been a woman for like, 5 years now, but I’ve honestly only had one dude ever attempt the fourth panel. Most dudes who try to flirt with me do it by talking about their interests and relentlessly complimenting me every time I know something about it or have something to add. That said, it does work on me.
Do birds have dicks? I’m not googling it
Ducks have a corkscrew shaped cock with explosive erections. There’s slo mo shots on youtube.
Also, female ducks have corkscrew shaped vaginas they can contract or relax. This is to protect against rape and to only mate with desirable males. It’s basically an arms race b/w duck dicks and vaginas. Ducks trying to be as as close to the vagina structure as possible, while the vagina tries to be as hard to get in (without consent) as possible.
