Also they’re ugly.
Absofuckinglutely.
So majestic.
Please email back my spider
But we bonded & are best bros now. We only have each other and when derping out we complement each other nicely to achieve max derp.
Also, since you said spider, it’s missing two legs so needs help doing rad spider activities sometimes.
My wife would never wear them again if I showed her this.
you seem to imply this is a bad thing?
For people scared of bugs?
It’s the worst.
Arch support?
No it was only tested with Fedora.
They also smell terrible if you wear them all day. Source: my daughter’s stinky Croc feet.
Why would you wear them all day?? Crocs are exclusively for going outside for a few minutes, tops.
I see people walking everywhere in them all the time.
I’m curious to there comfort level.
People are weird. I don’t understand it either. One of my kids always did that: we’d go for a hike or out for the day and he’d insist Crocs were most comfortable, but he usually seemed to regret it
The other downside being you’re wearing crocs
Crocs are just sandals for people who are self-conscious.
Which is ironic, because now everyone will be looking at those ugly Crocs the person is wearing.
I say they exact opposite because they are so ugly you have to not be self conscious at all to wear them. The primary people I know who wear them wear them when looking good isn’t a big deal (they are wearing scrubs in a hospital).
That’s why you put stupid things like this in the holes:
Okay I stuffed my holes full of little Spidermen, but I’m not clear how that’s supposed to prevent spiders from getting in my shoes. Also it’s very uncomfortable to sit down like this.
Other downside is that they are fucking ugly. But really comfortable. I made it a point to get the ugliest one I can find. If I’m going to have ugly ass things like that, I better get the ugliest.
I wear them in the house every day.
crocs are beautiful you just don’t have the best jibbits yet
Are you doubting my jibbit game? I’ve got spider-man, iron-man, mjolnir, wolverine, an astronaut, and Luigi.
Don’t doubt my game.
Can I see them?
How comfy are they? I’ve been curious for some time now.
They are really comfy. And they obviously breathe, but aren’t cold at all, so I haven’t been wearing my house slippers anymore, since they make my feet sweat.
The first thing I do when I get home is put them on. Haven’t had footwear as comfortable as these.
I usually leave the heel latch up, so they are more like slippers, easy to slip in and out.
How do you get those pins to stay on? I tried Red Sox ones (so I could wear sox with Crocs), but they fell off after several weeks. They are way too expensive for what they are to keep buying more
They just stay on. A friend of mine bought jibbits on aliexpress, thinking it was only 5 or 10. It was 50, and dirt cheap. Just a random selection, and I could have how many I wanted.
For the price of 1 “official” one.
You really managed to live up to your goal of finding the ugliest crocs. Congrats!
Thanks.
I think I’ll give them a try as I can’t swear slippers for sweating.
I like the pins you have too.
Crocs are billboards on your feet that say “don’t fuck me.”
I can achieve that without crocs.
that’s why you wear other other shoes under the croc exterior, like kevlar for your feet
Providing a warm home for spiders is not all bad. Do you prefer flies or the eaters of them?
Rage bait title for shirty footwear.