Better keep it low profile, or some tourists will try some bad ideas.
This is the rock that keeps the Earth right side up. If you knock it off we flip upside down and Australia gets to rule the planet.
I would never go anywhere near that rock
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I think you recently heard this term and are trying to shoehorn it into any conversation you can.
It is a fun term, you must admit
I think they were just having a laugh and I sort of found it funny myself.
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Oh my god how have I never seen this game! Fucking buying and playing today 🤘 thanks for the name!
I don’t care how long this has been going on, I ain’t fucking around near that thing.
My cat would go there and push it over…
There’s not a feline or a man alive who could move that without tools.
If cats could read and open doors, they would collectively go to Finland to push it over with a huge mass of pure cat power.
With some levers, definitely doable. With just paws? Eh.
Also, cats can definitely open doors. Not all cats, but I know a few.
I’m talking doors to the outside so they can escape to Finland to knock the rock over.
I get that’s what you meant, but technically the way it was worded…
And the cats I know are cats who frequently roam outdoors and are Finnish. Perhaps they’ve just not seen this post, as outside cats rarely doomscroll.
Indeed they don’t doomscroll much. See my first point, re the fact that cats can’t read.
Being literate isn’t a requirement for scrolling though, although I do hesitate on how much “doom” applies to things like this.
But that’s clearly an indoors house-cat, so my hypothesis that outside cats doomscroll less is still valid.
You understimate the sheer amount of “i-want-to-push-over-things-energy” of a cat.
Ima have to see an 11,000 year old picture and an 11,001 year old picture as proof of this.
Very impressive from that view! But more stable than that tiny contact point would suggest.
Is there a country that uses a different thousands separator based on unit?
Yes, in a lot of places a period is used for order-of-magnitude separation and comma is used for decimal places.
In this title the use seems inconsistent.
Either the rock weighs exactly 500kg to an impressive precision and has been there for eleven thousand years or it weighs five hundred thousand kg and has been there for exactly 11 years.
It’s got something for everyone.
Right, i think he’s asking if there’s some culture where the inconsistency is designed based on unit. So, for example, period for years, comma for weight.
I think it’s simply an error. Maybe AI generated?
I don’t care how long it been balancing there I wouldn’t dare stand that close to it, be just my luck it pick that moment to shrift.
If that was a comma, it would be way more impressive…
In Europe generally commas are used for decimals and periods for marking thousands
Then, it’s a very light rock!
Having exactly 500 kg up to three decimal places would still be quite impressive!
Ha, I didn’t even realised they used the systems interchangeably
What happened 11,000 years ago?
The ice sheet covering northern europe started to melt away, and with that we got what is called “glacial erratics”. Rocks had traveled from once place to another, and then settled. In Sweden we call those “giants throw”, because it was assumed that the only way those big rocks could be where they are was if a giant had thrown it.
In Finland those are called siirtolohkare (moved boulder) or hiidenkivi (devil’s rock)
I think we have the same terminology then, we also call them “flyttblock”. Is there a story behind them being called Devil’s rock? It sounds very finnish to me to be honest.
It’s not literally devil (paholainen) but Hiisi, which is something similar in finnish mythology which obviously doesn’t have a translation.
It’s likely simply “only devil could have brought that stone here”
Well “hiisi” translates to “devil” but that’s very much a political translation as far as such things existed back then.
Translating “Hiisi” as “the Devil” is quite a fuck-the-pagans translation.
Hiisi (Finnish pronunciation: [ˈhiːsi]; plural hiidet [ˈhiːdet]) is a term in Finnic mythologies, originally denoting sacred localities and later on various types of mythological entities
Hiisi was originally a spirit of hill forests (Abercromby 1898). In Estonian hiis (or his) means a sacred grove in trees, usually on elevated ground. In the spells (“magic songs”) of the Finns the term Hiisi is often used in association with a hill or mountain, as a personage he also associated with the hills and mountains, such as the owner or ruler of the same. His name is also commonly associated with forests, and some forest animals.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiisi
I think “the Fae” would be a more accurate translation, theology-wise.
Ice age
You’re not gonna believe it.
Nice, what bouldering grade?
When earthquake?
Finland is not close enough to the edges of tectonic plates, so if we get earthquakes here at all, they’re barely noticeable.
so if we get earthquakes here at all, they’re barely noticeable.
…and caused by the sea bed rising after it was compressed because of the weight of the glacier during the ice age
Not being close to a plate does not necessarily mean only small quakes.
There were a series of what today would be absolutely devastating earthquakes in the Midwestern U.S., far from any tectonic plates, between 1811 and 1812.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1811–1812_New_Madrid_earthquakes
Being in the middle of the large and relatively stable Eurasian plate does help, though. The Mediterranean region, being closer to the edge region, does experience quite a bit more, though, and some strong ones have historically been felt all the way up here, too.
Let’s hope it doesn’t get destroyed by idiots.
That honey with the stick will beat them to death.
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I’m not convinced that weighs 500 tons, that’s the same as at least 65 of the largest African elephants or 2.5 of the largest blue whales
Useless. We all want something standard. Like how many pygmy marmosets that is.
Morning, yes, I’ll have 65 of your largest African elephants please.
