I’m fiscally conservative and socially disfunctional
I’m fiscally conservative and orally deficient
I’m fisting a conservative and morally deficient
My former best friend was “fiscally conservative”. What that actually meant was that he hated poor people and wanted cuts & heavier restrictions on government programs for them.
He was raised on food stamps his whole life, but oh well.
Wow. He even stuck the landing on that mental backflip
Nah, man, he smokes weed, so he’s “socially liberal”!
He’s also the child of a Mexican immigrant & an indigenous mother. His grandparents literally jumped a fence and came to the US illegally.
…he’s a staunch supporter of Tr×mp.
Idk, man. Idk.
To be fair to him, white people are the illegal immigrants with that pedigree.
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I’m redundantly redundant.
I’m fiscally conservative and that’s it, that’s my entire personality.
I, too, am a penny-pinching skinflint.
