• GluWu@lemm.ee
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    3 months ago

    While at your desk make direct and sustained eye contact in silence. Once you know you have him gently say “poop poop” then violently shit yourself. Everything is about shitting, except shitting. Shitting is about power.

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      3 months ago

      I’m not sure you’d win. This is a man with decades of Pavlovian training, who can literally fart on command given the right keyword. It’s a pretty wild gamble to assume that “poop poop” is not in his repertoire.

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        3 months ago

        The moment you hear that third Saiyan “POOOOP” and realize you’ve woefully miscalculated.

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        3 months ago

        Are you sure it’s not the other way around? Maybe he just says toot toot to be sure it’s not a turd arriving…

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        3 months ago

        I’m pretty sure the oncoming fart triggers the “toot toot”, not the phrase triggering a fart. However you may be correct about the pavlovian aspect.