It doesn’t matter. None of this matters
“Hey, Fryman!”
I’ll be…out here…where there are witnesses!
Finally an animated series made for both halves of my brain
I would legitimately binge this shit out of a crossover series.
CAUSE WE ARE THE CRYSTAL TEENS
I watched the show up until Stephen Universe Future and here is my take:
Technically, they’re not female or male, and technically they often appear to swing both ways, although any sexual relations are purely speculation to begin with, including the conception of Stephen as it is entirely plausible Stephen’s mom created him asexually.
I’ve always thought it was weird how there are two media properties involving genderless gem people.
(the other is Land of the Lustrous)
I know of a few others but I don’t plan to nerd out on you.
This is phenomenal, best shit I’ve seen all day and now I need a special of just Carl getting transported through all the cartoon network shows.
Omg
Carl deserves the chance to ruin those annoying little shits lol
“I ain’t saying there’s nothing wrong with that. I am down with the Lesbians!”
But uhhh, you keep saying some shit about not being women but hippy dippy light, I am pretty sure that big one is just two midgets stacked on top of each other and the little guy over here keeps saying he is his own mother or some shit."
I would watch this show but it needs some kind of overarching plot where at the beginning of the episode he’s in a space ship that pulls up to each world and he gets beamed down or something.
