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“Chief Fertilization Officer” at [cemetery].
I feel like the “Assistant daisy pusher” would report into them.
You’d find this on a necrophiliac’s resume too
Aaaannnd that’s enough Lemmy for today.
Some people have all the luck
I interviewed for a job recently and asked why the position was vacant. They said the previous person died. I didn’t have the courage to ask if the death was work-related though.
Hooray the grind is over! Shareholders can suck it, later losers.
I hope he gave his former employer the appropriate amount of notice
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