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If you’re a roller coaster enthusiast, you might get a kick out of the Euthanasia Coaster, or as I like to call it The Sui-Slide
Elegant. But is 10Gs pleasurable? Maybe if you got really high first.
The G forces deprive the brain of oxygen, something that will get you extremely high all by itself. Ever get nitrous oxide at the dentist? It would be like that but much more intense, although I’d think you would become unconscious almost immediately within the first loop so the high would be very short lived.
Nobody mentions an instant divine lightning strike at the climax while sleeping with a bunch of porn stars at once while high? I am severely disappointed in the lack of creativity here
That is truly inspired. Thank you.
Death by snusnu
I don’t know about pleasant but I imagine breathing in nitrogen is among the least unpleasant ways to go. You first pass out and then suffocate while you’re unconscious. I believe that carbon monoxide acts in a similar fashion.
No, I don’t think it does. Carbon monoxide is actively poisonous to you while Nitrogen just displaces Oxygen.
Very relevant to all of these discussions is the fact that your body doesn’t give you a feeling of suffocation from a lack of oxygen but from an abundance of carbon dioxide. This is why if you exhale while holding your breath it provides some relief.
Carbon monoxide similarly replaces the oxygen in your red blood cells. There are even suicide tutorials online by using carbon monoxide as it’s a painless way to go.
Also, this is not advice and it’s also potenttially lethal to the people coming to save you. Don’t do it and if you do, for the very least, leave a sign warning others about it.
I figured that, in addition to no feeling of suffocation, nitrous oxide would also provide a righteous high.
Death by snoo snoo
I was thinking sex + nitrous bag but I can’t think of a way for them to work together smoothly.
Would be hard for the other person in that scenario to get in the mood
Especially with me holding a plastic bag over their head
I would just prefer to live the rest of my life in the matrix
Yeah, I am at the point a med-sci student could convince me to let them attempt to preserve my brain.
My life now is such that life in a VR* network ran by non-profit scientists in the future would be an improvement. Though I would like to have options for existence, so long as homeostasis is not an issue (ideally organic and symbiotic systems rather than fully tech). Toasters should get to enjoy nature once-in-a-while, too.
*= Which maybe you could say is Virtual Retirement
I don’t know the science, but I would venture hypothermia.
That said, the fact someone is looking for painless ways to go often puts into question how bad their life is, as someone with a truly bad life could be said to see even the most painful ways to die as a drop in the bucket. Based on such thinking, I would recommend that anyone who is thinking of doing the unthinkable spends more time rethinking it.
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Snuggled up together naked.
Oh, wait - I thought my text-to-speech app said “youth in Asia…”
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EDIT: Too many serious folks in here…
