Talk over and faster than it. Make up scientific studies to sound credible.

Be an elephant.

YTA! Lion’s house, lion’s rules. Hit a lawyer, get Facebook, drop the gym. This narcissist is a textbook lion; I also choose this man’s stupid prize.

Bring all the Pokemon.

Get on top of one of those four pillars and then pray that your quiver has enough arrows. Good luck Grand Champion.

Alternatively, also send in your adoring fan as a diversion.

Poison a gazelle

Bribe the lion keeper. Your battle with a dead lion will be legendary.

Can you choose your weapons?
In that case, choose either a boar spear, or an Atchisson AA-12, depending on your era.

With a gun, the larger the calibre the better.

Punch that motherfucker in the nose so hard his skull flies out the back of his ass! The crowd will go wild.

Have lots of steaks with poison in it.

That or an assault rifle.

Its very important you change your name to Daniel.

Be Batman, have prep time.

Gun

Catnip and hakuna matata