Many years ago, I watched a documentary where they interviewed prostitutes and those said that it genuinely happens a lot that dudes come to them and just want someone to talk. Some of the prostitutes were even like, fucking random strangers is less arduous than listening to a broken man lay out his life’s troubles. That still sticks with me…
I can see how it’s easier to fuck someone than to actively listen and (at least pretend to) empathize with them. It’s easier to go without the former than the latter, as well.
Prostitutes are cheaper than therapists in America.
That was even a plot point in Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
“Professional Cuddling” is unironically a thing.
Welcome to the neoliberal hellscape of commodified human contact.
Don’t worry there’s plenty of cuddle sluts.
Their beards are so scratchy though!
Beggers can’t be choosers
“If you want me to stroke your hair and tell you everything’s gonna be okay, that’s extra.”
Worth every cent.
Do I get a discount for being bald?
Where
Arse
Butters’ bitches selling hugs and kisses on the playground.
Yes I know what you are saying
Prostitute: … here’s $5, now go away!
Free hugs!
You slut.
Where tho?What’s Hugs in for?
For freeing Hat!
Premiums hugs that I rather not give away because people are monsters, $250 for 5 seconds.
This is a real thing. Sex workers often report having clients who don’t want sex but just attention (physical or otherwise).
$100.
For a minute I thought she had a five-o-clock shadow. Turns out my screen was dirty.
Both fully clothed? Double-safe hug! Smaller chance of actual skin-to-skin contact.
“Fuck off, Brock Turner”
