I’d say an average sized zucchini slathered in olive oil.
You could shove a 747 up my ass if it would solve world hunger. I’ll take one for the team.
Love to see the black box on that one
It would probably be more brown and blood colored
At least you know it’ll be easier since the landing gears won’t deploy.
How many Sharpies we talking here?
One singular item please
But the standard unit of measurement is /r/buttsharpies.
Assuming this actually solves world hunger, and isn’t a fine print scenario like that one comment suggests:
Pretty much whatever. If it solves the suffering of billions of people, and it actually works, then you have free reign to rip me open. Hell, you can shove a bowling pin up my urethra if it means it’ll solve world hunger. My horrid pain and suffering is not worth the unimaginable pain of millions or billions of other (and trillions and quadrillions when we’re talking about future generations never suffering as we have).
As Christians we are called to be like Christ, and while I never imagined that this would be scenario in which one suffers for the pain of all, then, yeah, sign me up. But don’t give me a safe word. I’ll back out once the slightest amount of pain starts. Got my consent beforehand, but don’t let me take that consent back. Lol
That said, if we’re talking “how big a thing can you fit up your ass, if it’s big enough it solves world hunger, but you don’t know that yet, just what’s the max range of your asshole”
Then, with some training, I could probably go pretty big. I can do 12ish inches with a lot of prep time (talking a couple weeks), and I got pretty brutally fucked with a baseball bat one time, that’s a little over 8 inches and not tapered, so take that for what you will
A raccoon.
From my time on Reddit, I’m pretty sure that, scientifically, the largest thing anyone could fit in their ass is a raccoon.
And I mean, is one animal’s suffering enough to stop solving world hunger? I don’t think so.
True that. Gotta go for a whole “gaze” of coons
Pretty sure two animals would suffer that day.
What sub on Reddit taught you that?!?
If it really really came down to it I could probably fit something with a 9" circumference, though it would take me a couple hours of warm up and relaxation. I have a toy that’s 8.5" circumference that I can take, but not easily. That’s what, an eggplant? A rolling pin? A standard single serving soda bottle? Somewhere around there
I have an inflatable toy that starts out at 6.5(but is too floppy. Gotta inflate to 7" to get it firm enough for insertion). It goes all the way to 18", which is absolutely fucking insane. I’ve managed give or take 13, after much, much practice and patience and warming up. But around 9 is the extreme edge of my sweet spot.
My other inflatable goes from 6-11, and I prefer it, but the problem with inflatables is you almost have to stand to use them, otherwise you hit the air valve on the base and they deflate. Disappointing to say the least
Can we make it a CEOs asshole so it’s a win-win situation?
Is there a size requirement for the world hunger solving? Does it have to be a food? I’m confused by the question. Maybe like a bok choy
The larger the size, the better chance of solving all world hunger
Your mom
If it takes more than like a finger people will continue to starve.
does it have to be fully consumed by my butthole? if not, 2 liter of diet coke. if so, small head of cabbage
You can prairie dog, that’s acceptable
Asking the real questions
