The bigger, the better. Make sure to push really hard when one comes! You’ll be surprised what comes next!
Now that’s some clickbait I can get behind
As I get older, I noticed that around 50% of the time, if I have a slight headache, or don’t feel right or comfy for no reason (i.e. not sick), it’s because I need to poop. Even if I thought I was done for the day, sometimes there’s just some that remains that when I go for that last round, I’m suddenly 100% feeling ok and fresh.
Even if I thought I was done for the day
Interesting, never a thought I’ve had… hmm, you make me wanna try keeping a journal for a week
(You know, a journal, a diarrhy)
This is shitpost, not fartpost.
How easily one becomes the other
Take a lesson from the gays and loosen yourself up daily with a dildo.
You clearly haven’t seen how girthy my poops are
And if you have, then I have some questions and concerns
In that case, get yourself some Bad Dragons.
Yeah, releasing a gut wrencher is the best.
Have you tried standing on your head? It’s not going to help your gas issue but have you tried it?
How do you get your feet on your head?
Portals
simethicone
I feel the same way about cracking my back. Just one good loud crack and I feel like all the kinks in my back would sort themselves out.
Blow some air up there to help it along. Like swallowing air to burp.
