Obviously a feet man. Further evidence that Tarantino is Jesus.
This is aphobic. Asexuals are human too.
I honestly can’t say, but I know one thing for certain.
the man loved to get nailed.
Unsurprising, he was hung too.
His best buddy was super hung. You can’t tell me the J-man didn’t know about his fellow J’s swinging.
He did carry around some pretty large wood.
More resigned to it. Has to close his eyes and think of England.
Long hair, glamorous face, skinny ripped body? Jesus was a twink.
Not Korean Jesus. He’s swole af. Turns water into pre-workout.
Cock.
He was a fisher of men, after all. 😏
Well, Christ came riding upon an ass, so I think this is an easy question to answer
Was there not a passage about how he washed feet or something?
TIL ace people aren’t “fully human”
Likely not according to the church.
Unless they’re clergy
They’re cyborgs.
I’m pretty sure Paul had the celibacy fetish and introduced the sex=bad element to the dogma. Some scholars even suggest that was his thing since the other gods were sex positive. (At least toward men getting laid.)
Post biblcal Christianity was informed, in part, by Hellenic philosophical traditions, which were apollonian in nature. Women’s sexuality was on the dionysian side.
He seemed like the kind of guy who’d be into thighs tbh
Boobs? Ass? Ew. He was clearly a dong man. That whole bit about parting the sea? He actually just whipped out his gigantic cock and created a bridge with it.
Pretty sure that was a different guy. Both had giant dongs they could part water with, but the Red Sea was definitely Moses.
He could be asexual who doesn’t experience sexual desire at all. I mean just possibility
I know asexuality is spectrum and not everyone experiences sexual desires same way.
Assuming the Catholic you’re talking to recognizes asexuality exists. It’s funny that accepting asexuality is a way out of blasphemy here though.
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Considering this is the middle east were talking about, he’d be an ankle/feet man
That’s why he always wanted to wash them
He loves them both, since non should be excluded.
Most carpenters I’ve ever known were more boobs men
