White fedora? It’s for when you recall a faulty android.
Adam Savage
Texan oil pumping
Yee-haw’n
I don’t need the job. I need the hat.
If you wear it, they will come.
Anyone sparing no expense to open a lab-created dinosaur park?
Plot twist: He spared much expense.
Dude… ANY job.
This did not go over well when I delivered my last eulogy, just FYI.
If they got pissed off enough, I bet you were glad you had it.
Now that I think about it, it did a pretty good job of deflecting a flower arrangement in a glass vase.
australian
Construction cowboy
Paintball cosplay.
Perfect for horse riding and cattle driving.
Honestly, now that you mention it, I 100% unironically want to see this worn in an equestrian show.
Doing inventory at your bootleg bourbon warehouse. Safety wingtips sold separately.
The foreman, of course
Any place with screws loose or loose nuts.