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Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

What job do you need this hard hat for?

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What job do you need this hard hat for?

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Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago
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    White fedora? It’s for when you recall a faulty android.

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    Adam Savage

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    Texan oil pumping

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    Yee-haw’n

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    I don’t need the job. I need the hat.

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      If you wear it, they will come.

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    Anyone sparing no expense to open a lab-created dinosaur park?

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      Plot twist: He spared much expense.

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    Dude… ANY job.

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      This did not go over well when I delivered my last eulogy, just FYI.

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        If they got pissed off enough, I bet you were glad you had it.

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          Now that I think about it, it did a pretty good job of deflecting a flower arrangement in a glass vase.

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    australian

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    Construction cowboy

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    Paintball cosplay.

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    Perfect for horse riding and cattle driving.

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      Honestly, now that you mention it, I 100% unironically want to see this worn in an equestrian show.

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    Doing inventory at your bootleg bourbon warehouse. Safety wingtips sold separately.

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    The foreman, of course

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    Any place with screws loose or loose nuts.

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