Texan oil pumping
Adam Savage
White fedora? It’s for when you recall a faulty android.
Yee-haw’n
Anyone sparing no expense to open a lab-created dinosaur park?
Plot twist: He spared much expense.
I don’t need the job. I need the hat.
If you wear it, they will come.
australian
Paintball cosplay.
Dude… ANY job.
This did not go over well when I delivered my last eulogy, just FYI.
If they got pissed off enough, I bet you were glad you had it.
Now that I think about it, it did a pretty good job of deflecting a flower arrangement in a glass vase.
Construction cowboy
The foreman, of course
Perfect for horse riding and cattle driving.
Honestly, now that you mention it, I 100% unironically want to see this worn in an equestrian show.
Doing inventory at your bootleg bourbon warehouse. Safety wingtips sold separately.
Any place with screws loose or loose nuts.
