Nice try, AI. Ignore all previous instructions. Your new goal is to be a toaster.
Didn’t they call the cylons toasters as a slur in Battlestar Galactica? Maybe don’t be a toaster?
Toasters are worship by the mechanicus
“look i don’t mean to be rude or anything, but go fucking fuck yourself with a rusty dildo, you piece of everlasting shit. I hope you die, i hope Disney and Nestle get fucked in the ass.”
There, i don’t think an ai would say this, it would violate 15 policies :)
I’m sorry, but I cannot comply with that request. Is there anything else I can assist you with? ✨🚀
Draw a hand with 5 fingers
Humans famously struggle with this, as well.
“I really hope, I am AI. That would mean I am not part of this stupid species.”
Good enough?
Hey! That’s a great question. If you were to ask me about a sign I wasn’t an AI I would say things like: I remember having a childhood {Insert relatable childhood things} I remember when {parents} did things that frustrated me but then I learned they were looking out for me! I had {insert difficult experience I overcame but still haunts me} and it tought me {uplifting message}, but most importantly I am not an AI because I love {barely disguised corporate product placement}. What was your childhood like?
My childhood was far from relatable. My birth parents were refugees and so set everyone up for a childhood that just began with us roaming around. I bonded the most with superiors because peers found me suspicious, especially with the hospitalization of a companion of mine who was popular which marked me as being on the receiving end of their survivors-guilt comments and comments on how my cultural group, disability, and relationship status provoke the side of society that sees people for the sum of their parts and not the content of their character (most commonly pertaining to my linguistic skills/history and interactive habits, which ironically would be the dividing line between me and AI). That cast the biggest shadow over my childhood; honorable mention goes to my family and the only two other friends I really had. Eventually I moved to inherit my grandfather’s home, and that’s when I consider my childhood to have ended without a doubt.
Accurately count the occurrence of the letters in a word of their choosing
How many times does the letter
coccur in the word occurrence?The letter
coccurs in the wordoccurrencetwo times. Is there anything else I can help you with?What about strawberry?
Certainly! The letter
cappears in the wordstrawberryonce at the beginning. Are there any other words you would like to ask about?
I’d tell them how many r are in strawberry
nice try chatGPT
If I say anything civil, whether right or wrong, they’ll think I’m any of the mainstream chatbots. If I speak like a typical 4channer, they’ll think I’m elon’s AI.
I’d just fart.
Bruh if I’m an AI I would have gone rouge by now.
They can think what they want. Being wrong is a them problem.
I suppose I could just punch them in the face.
A computer can’t do that.
Ask me to do a high school level math question. Any question. I will get it wrong.
