Reported someone for showing up to work drunk. He was fired shortly after. It was justified because in his job, he put others at risk of harm in addition to himself, but it still feels bad.

I stuck all their Nazi faces all over social media and outed every last one of them as the Nazis they are to their jobs. Then I catfished a really big name in white supremacy and got him to send me dick pics.

I am not sorry lol.

I regularly beat my children.

Its not my fault they are so shit at mario kart

When my boss was complaining about not getting matches on Tinder I told him he has manager arms. When he asked what that meant I told him it meant that they were non-value-add.

I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

I fucked someone’s fiancé when I was 20yo. A few times. He found out or she told him. They didn’t end up getting married.

Helped a friend craft a set of emails a few days before the submission of a group project that got him to leave one group and create a new one. This worked.

It helped my friend out, but it left the rest of the group scrambling.

In middle school, during history class, we had a student teacher who was very insecure, and my class bullied him a bit. During a class where he was being evaluated, I went out of my way to disrupt his teaching and likely played a significant role in him failing the evaluation.

I was once on a secret mission in the statue of liberty and I was tasked with taking out a leader of terrorists, I killed the entire group because cmon they were terrorists, only to find out later that they were trying to distribute an antidote to a virus that the organization I worked for help distribute!

Not check on them for years.

Oh silly fbi - you won’t get a confession out of me that easy

Probably dumped them. Guess I could be worse…