I will happily eat whoppers until my mouth feels weird
I really like them. My coworkers and family hate them, and mock me for liking them. But I get all of the unwanted Whoppers at Halloween, so it’s worth their contempt.
Playing the long game …niiice
Do yourself a favor and try Malteasers. You can often get them at World Market or the ‘international’ aisle at your grocery store.
Hi-Chew are fucking made with dopamine I swear.
They are what Now or Later should have been all along.
They were baby teeth, I didn’t need those fillings anyway
They are good, but they take kinda plasticy
Those Fast Break candy bars, idk why. Used to be Reese’s Cups but became meh for whatever reason.
Was going to post this. I love Fastbreak! Agree that Reese’s cups pale by comparison.
Starburst Jelly beans. Can literally eat that shit by the bagful I swear.
Why is every post on here one of the “Security Questions” for my bank?
Oh, wait… I should have made this a post, not a comment?
Candy Corn. Some people insist they taste like wax, and I’m like, “What?!” I will chew those things all day long.
Lewis Black would like a word. https://youtu.be/o4vVGG_FcvY?si=03k6RlNNn7II4tIY
I can eat a bag per year then I decide I’m done
Proper scandinavian salt licorice. Salmiakki ❤️
Oh man, thanks for reminding me of an addiction I had a few years ago. Time to hit up amazon.
Edit: I did it, 4 diffent types on their way lol.
Take 5. It is a gridded pretzel with peanut butter, caramel, whole peanuts, and chocolate. If you love salty sweet and you like texture this candy is everything.
that was gonna be my answer. if they ever come out with a bagged unwrapped mini bites version it’s fuckin over for me
…black licorice
Sue me
Salty or no? If yes, are you from Finland?
Sometimes, sometimes not. It depends on the day.
And sadly no, I come from a less enlightened country. Nobody here likes black licorice it seems.
We’ve got salty liquorice chocolate and ice cream aswell. They’re both amazing.
Albanese gummy bears. If you bring Haribo to a party I’m going to punch you in the stomach.
Delete this. Albanese are too soft. Haribo perfected the chewiness.
Fair.
This is funny to me. I just got told by my co-worker that Albanese is the best gummy candy and way better than everything else. I mentioned Haribo and he was not impressed. I tried the Albanese sour gummy worms and I have to admit were really good.
Now n’ Laters. They’re actually all nows and none laters, I can down 4 boxes easy in one sitting.
They’re also deliciously flavored double sided duct tape interms of how sticky that candy is (Not in reference to its flavor) … But fuck my fillings and teeth imma eat like 10 xD
Those delicious banana ones have pulled a spacer off my tooth when I was in 5th grade. As an adult, they pulled off a crown.
Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs - specifically the ones for Easter. Those things are insanely easy for me to eat 2000 calories of.
reese’s pieces
Hell yeah fam. I was gonna say that I never did crack and would honestly not know since I’ve done other drugs and I wouldn’t bother comparing unless it’s compared to the concept of sugar.
But Reese’s is the shit and Reese’s Pieces is my shit. I love eating it. You can put it in the fridge and it is fire. I even still like that mc chris song about Reese’s Pieces and he has serious mental problems now.
Not quite candy but I think it’s close enough to count here: Co-op’s own brand salt & vinegar kettle crisps. They’re so vinegary it hurts. It’s wonderful.
Crispy M&Ms. I was sad when they discontinued them. Now they’ve rebranded as crunchy cookie or some shit.