We found the villain to the no-poop-for-three-days story
Stuff marshmallows up your butt. The glycerine in them will make you evacuate your bowels within 10 minutes as they dissolve.
I can’t stop laughing from thinking about someone stuffing marshmallows up their ass.
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Is this speaking from experience?
This, plus your username backwards, makes me think this is the voice of experience.
A banana or 3 is more ergonomic and has the same effect.
Eat a bag of sugar-free gummy bears or a half gallon of sugar-free ice cream. Another option as one other comment mentioned are those unregulated asian slimming teas that have questionable ingredients. The safest and most practical solution is a laxative used for colonoscopy prep.
Sugar free gummy bears will make you shit your pants in 2 hours. And in 3 hours. And in 4 hours. Etc.
There’s this stuff they give you before a colonoscopy. I don’t know what it’s called but it will get the job done
Movieprep or kleenprep. I’ve had both and one definitely worked for me and the other only kicked in the morning off my endoscopy.
Milk of magnesia. You can get it at basically any drug store and it will make you fucking BLAST.
Ok so i think it is cool everybody answers the question…
But why PenisWenisGenius? Why do you need this information?
Just asking for a friend 😇
Which friend and why do they need it
They need it for anal reaaons
If they’re looking for a nice long butt fucking, why not an enema ?
Based on the answer you got we need to consider that everyone answering has become complicit in, if not crimes, at the very least japery.
Hairbo sugar free gummy bears
They said 2-6 hrs. Not 2-6 min
Just take laxatives 30 minutes prior to needing to shit your pants?
Not sure if they’re still available, but gummy bears made with Lycasin guarantee explosive results.
You should ask Ted Nugent, he is an expert
I’m very glad that him being a pants shitting draft dodger, and later bragging about how great of a special forces guy he would have been is general knowledge.
Heh, a worldwide known fact. I am Dutch but when I read ‘shit + pants’ the answer always be that crusty pants mf.
Is there a taco bell near you?
he said 2 hrs not 2 minutes
Lookup “colon cleansing”.
are you trying to get someone to break off with you?
Mainline dysentery infected blood
Who are you try to make shit themself while in / over international waters?