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Got_Bent@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

if you had to choose one

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if you had to choose one

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Got_Bent@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    If a bear pisses in the woods, would Bear Grylls try to drink it before going back to his hotel for the night?

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      Only after telling you it’s the only way to survive in that part of the underpass.

  • ryan213@lemmy.ca
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    No contest. I love drinking piss!

    • The Assman@sh.itjust.works
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      It’s sterile and I like the taste

    • Got_Bent@lemmy.worldOP
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      I think that might be an option with at least two of the three

      • Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Three of the three if you’re brave enough.

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    What is the deal with the bear thing? I’ve apparently been under a rock the last 2 weeks

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      There is some kind of trend where a survey or something happened and women said they would rather go camping with an actual bear than a man, presumably because the man is more likely to rape or kill them or something.

      And when men say “what the fuck that bear is gonna maul your ass to death”, that is a gotcha opportunity to highlight how men don’t understand the constant threat women are under.

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    It’s incredibly difficult to pick between 1 and 2, even before the meme. On the one hand, bears. On the other, bears.

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      We can do both at once. We have the technology

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    Grylls clearly. If I get thirsty he can piss it my mouth.

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    Or, staying on an FX kick…

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    Number one.

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      Will Ryker comes obediently.

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