With the hairline of a 48-year old.
Just because he’s God doesn’t mean he can do anything about male pattern baldness. He’s not that omnipotent.
Male-pattern baldness existed prior to the creation or the Heavens and the Earth.
For whatever reason in like medieval paintings or whatever, they used to draw baby Jesus as like an old man
has AOT vibes
Mexico has such cool religious art that this is just offensively ugly. Even if you don’t like religion the art is pretty cool. This is ugly on the Touchdown Jesus level of ugly.
That is clearly water bending Jesus.
Jesus was not a skilled water bender… it exploded in flames and burned to the ground
I thought he was drowning.
That’s a Titan trying to hatch from the Earth.
Did Hideo Kojima make this?
All hail the lord and saviour lord Farquadd
As a person utterly devoid of religion, I still used to enjoy visiting the temples of the various faiths, to see what they’d come up with. I think that period might be at an end.
You know, Jesus did grow up. You don’t always have to call him baby. It’s a bit odd and off putting to pray to a baby.
He sure did grow up. And up and up apparently.
Adult Jesus and Baby Jesus are distinct Biblical Entities in the Biblical Monster’s Manual.
Its odd and off putting to pray to anything. Most people grow up and stop wishing on stars because it’s silly. But some of them keep asking an invisible man for nice things to happen their entire adult life.
I like to picture Jesus in a Tuxedo T-shirt, 'cause it says, ‘I wanna be formal, but I’m here to party, too.’
I’m not a christian and yet I feel offended by this image
That’s no Jesus, that’s a Phil Collins!
This is the world we live in
GIVE IT BEARD
Who would ever contest this claim ?!
Tommy Wiseau baby 😮
GiantBlue-eyedWhiteToddlerJesus
I have that card
Baby Jesus? Or baby Phil Collins?
Cause Phil Collins, He knows me and He knows I’m right.
I’ve been talkin’ to Phil Collins all my life.
My Mom adored him.
