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Jesus will tell you where to find midget porn, then ask if you’re ok or want to hang out.
The main difference being that Google actually exists and will provide you with an answer.
I have worked with several jesuses (jesuii?). They exist but were far from all knowing.
Are you sure? Maybe they just didn’t tell you stuff.
Jesus, being all-knowing, would direct you to Bing.
Hmm… between those two choices, maybe I should look into worshiping Satan.
Satan comes highly recommended. Satan gave us Rock and Roll, TTRPGs, bicycles and the notion of egalitarian government. Oh and the notion of civil rights.
Jesus gave us Donald Trump and Brett Kavanaugh
Jesus doesn’t have all the answers. The Riemann hypothesis waits in the wings. So does a solution for peace in the Middle East and the end of the humanitarian crises in Palestine.
Then there’s a path out of late stage capitalism, and a solution to the climate crisis and plastic crisis. Both Jesus and Google are pretty silent on both.
As for the rise of Christian Nationalism in the US, Jesus appears to be conflicted and having a personality breakdown. Same with Google, actually.
TBF at least one of those has a known answer, it’s just a matter that the problem fundamentally is that those who can meaningfully influence the problem want the problem.
How 'bout that I’ve never gotten no response from Google, or any search engine for that matter, and that is the only result I’ve gotten from Jesus?
404: saviour not found
Jesus sends you midget porn?
No. My statement is that I’ve yet to receive any kind of response to any inquiry directed toward Jesus while I have never been just wholly ignored by a search engine.
You didn’t know that Marry Madeline was a midget?
There used to be a game where you’d try and search Google to get the least results and I could very easily make it return nothing. lol
But Jesus is supposed to be all-knowing. That should include midget porn, shouldn’t it?
Yeah he never has the really dirty stuff.
