It’s worked for and on me
Username checks out
Thanks, and my romantic life is going grate
This lesbian has big dad energy.
It’s probably why moms are into me
Oof!
Which cheese fascinates you the most? And is there a fascination type? Are cow milk blue cheeses more fascinating than goat milk cheeses?
An aged cheddar has a fascinating complexity. Give me cheeses old enough to have gained wisdom
The prophecy was true!
This better not awaken anything in me
Too late
These images are almost perfectly arousing, they just need to get rid of the lady and I’ll be at full mast
Well, I’m not going to not daydream that maybe my little piece of parmesean came from one of those wheels. That’s a lot of cheese - it’s not like they’re going to just throw that out.
I’ve read that in Parma the cheese is so valuable they essentially have banks that hold the cheese for people. I’m almost wondering if this cheese was her payment for the marketing gig.
Would be a shame not to share that cheese with the world. In the states I’ve seen full wheels go for about $1k.
Time to buy some swiss cheese
There seems to be a strategically placed hand blocking a parmesan grinder, probably for the best. But seriously, the other photo of her smiling and hugging the cheese like a giant stuffed animal is somehow heartwarming. It’s cheese, brain. Thousands of dollars of fancy cheese.
And she’s looking at the camera in a way that says, “I know you looked there.”
So the money of Big Parma is behind her
Why does the website have this section? I am dying of laughter.
perfetta
That’s going to get sold on the internet.
Oh to be a wheel of cheese in the embrace of an Olympic gymnast. Sigh Some dreams will never come true.
America: I’m sponsored by soulless corporate conglomerates.
Italy: I’m sponsored by cheese!
America: tears up and salutes Italy
I mean, those cheeses are also big global conglomerates and they take it a step further by gatekeeping the name of their cheeses.
Why is this worse than standard conglomerate practices? It’s effectively a brand name, no?
Wisconsin salutes with both hands
How is Wisconsin holding the cheese?
They happen to also be known for their sausages.
How do I get sponsored by cheese? urgent
Are you a beautiful Italian gymnast skilled enough to become an olympian?
no but i can eat a whole box of kraft mac n cheese in one sitting if i try rly hard
can olympians do that? i’ve never seen any of them do it so i will assume not.
Oh yeah, the will 100% annihilate a box of mac and cheese. Like, just devour. Like it’s nothing.
It’s unreal, they consume an absolutely absurd amount of calories. Some athletes expend enough in a day to power most of us for almost a week.
They will take that box and turn it into a bunch of backflips or something wild.
is that how they get the cheese sponsorship??
plz i need to know
That one is a mystery to me I’m afraid.
I’ll have to check the rule book but as someone who knows extremely little about Parmesan cheese (other than the fact that is fucking delicious), I would say you have promise and will go far in the cheese universe.
cheese has never looked so good before
Has reality got so bad that it is now aping Ai?
I approve this message.
Why is this so funny?
Vegans: I’m not impressed.
