Please don’t ask why I need this.
The food has to be something I can easily find.
EDIT: Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.
EDIT 2: I lost. You guys purposefully made me poop I’m never doing this shit again
This is an epically old callback, by Lemmy standards.
It all comes full circle. Like a toilet bowl. My first day on Lemmy was the don’t ask why, but I need to not shit for 3 days post. And here we are. So much culture in only a year.
Sadham hussein
why is he sad tho??
Because he is dead.
Yay! Poop challenges are back again!
The good ol’ times…
3lbs of cashews, eat one pound each day, shit will flow
Whatever mizu did, do the opposite.
Haribo sugarless gummy bears have a strong laxative effect. I’d say that’s a pretty strong contender
Whatever you do don’t eat large bags of Almonds. I don’t think you’d survive the pain on day 3. If you have some way to anesthetize your anus - then I would suggest that.
How easy would it be for you to find (natural) laxatives? ChatGPT names Prunes and Kiwis, Broccoli, Almonds and Walnuts, Yogurt (the white non-sweet kind would be best)
Basically the above is just a who’s who of healthy dieting if you ask me lol. If you need high caloric density for the “eating as much as possible” part just go for anything high in fat and or sugar. Nutella would check both boxes but this is really not recommendable from a health perspective obviously.
Competitive eaters like Beard Meats Food would just chug on double cream if they wanted to get as many calories down as possible. The only “problem” there is that it doesn’t make for a very entertaining video.
Rice and beans.
Training for No Poop November I see. I bet I’ll make it the entire month next time.
Prunes. Nothing but prunes.
fruit smoothie, first thing in the morning. buckle up …
Yellow dragonfruit, refried beans/hummus