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- badposting@hexbear.net
cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/3368216
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Stop pretending like you don’t fart when you pee, there’s no shame in it. That’s typically the time to moan, if you’re going to do it.
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Yep, we’re in the right place, boys.
Personally, I’d find it very concerning if I went to piss and farts started coming out instead.
If you hold farts in till you go to the restroom, its a natural time they’ll come out as you relax while peeing.
But farts aren’t supposed to come out of your pee hole.
…Right?
Urethrarts are dangerous, consult a doctor
What am I supposed to say, “Doctor, I pee carbonated.”
Imagine if poop came out!
No, I don’t think I will
Not with that attitude.
What does pee holes have to do with it. It’s just about relaxing the muscles in the area that were holding the farts and pee so the farts come out too.
I said that I’d be very concerned if I pissed and farts started coming out instead. Like, I went to pee but farts came out of my urethra.
Iirc that’s called a Fistula.
Where is the case where I’m being efficient and do everything in 1 go?
What like brushing your teeth or showering?
It’s off the charts.
This man’s parts send his sharts off the charts
Reading this was very confusing until i realized some people don’t sit down to piss.
I imagined someone ripping a fart at the urinal.
Happens all the time, nothing to be ashamed about.
Would be a little uncomfortable if something solid comes out though.
I call it IBS Preparedness
The picture doesn’t do justice to the evil that is sharting. Especially in the middle of a long run.
I honestly think I’d rather shit myself while farting than piss myself. If you shit yourself you can hide it and clean up. If you piss yourself everyone can see.
I feel like you’re overestimating your ability to subtly shit yourself.
And the smell. And the potential liquid.
Yeah, sharts aren’t exactly known for being a solid log.
Nobody shits themselves with a solid.
I haven’t stopped shitting for the last… checks watch twenty two years. Any combo is nice. The triple is a beaut
Center bottom is all wrong. Should be this:
Shitting turns out to be the most hazardous activity of the trifecta.
Everything is nice while shitting
Det er bedre å stole på tissen enn å tisse på stolen!
