Please don’t mug me.
Phone | 1 | Legendary | $750 Leatherman Surge | 1 | Epic | $200 Flipper Zero | 1 | Rare | $150 Lock Picks | 1 set | Uncommon | $15 Mini Multimeter | 1 | Uncommon | $15 Random Tools | 1-3 | Common | $10 Mini Mouse and Keyboard | 1 set | Common | $10 Cash | - | Common | $33-$83 Cable | 1-5 | Junk | $5 Random OS Installer | 1-3 | Junk | $5 Keys | 1 stack | Junk | $0This guy securities
Is a phone really legendary if every person you kill drops one? 🤔
It’s legendary to me. Don’t rarity shame my loot table.
My +3 poop knife
An ear or a tooth that would contribute towards satisfying your quest, but inexplicably only 10% of the time.
A bunch of fully functionally cables that you’ll keep forever but will never have any practical use.
a rucksack with a bunch of nifty tools inside
Cargo Shorts of Holding.
A small plain wooden box, with a gold-looking clasp.
Upon opening, the person would be granted anxiety, depression, empathy, and self-loathing, or an increase of the same, to the point they’d often wish they’d never existed.
If by “defeated” you mean “killed outright”, there’d also be a small slip of paper saying “Thank you.”
deleted by creator
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Cigarettes (12)
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BIC lighter (62% filled)
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Wallet (empty)
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Keys (unknown)
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T-shirt (dirty)
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Jeans (condition low)
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Shoes (uncomfortable)
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Scrap of Paper with writing (quest item; bind on pickup. The weight is bugged so instead of being 0.02lbs it’s actually 200lbs)
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Three 9mm rounds
I read this as a zomboid inventory
Then you are right at home inside my head, because that’s what I was thinking of when I posted it (with a bit of Elder Scrolls for the bugged quest item) 😃
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Clinical depression and student loans
A bunch of replacement organs that would look nice on first look but would actually drain your stamina at 5 % per year.
None, I self-destruct when defeated
Legendary rhombus of doubt
Debt
A 20-foot-long sarissa, not because I’m armed with one but because that’s what you rolled on the drop table.
