Always love how republicans and conservatives are constantly so preoccupied with sex, sex, sex all the time and in ever more imaginative and obscure ways.
I now associate their religious beliefs to sex, Jesus, sex, guns, sex, the American flag and sex.
Did you say “Jesus sex”?
Is this the second cumming?
It wasn’t the first temptation of Christ, and it sure as hell won’t be the last.
WT ACTUAL F did I just see
That guy was called Longinus. His lance is legendary I hear
Biggus Dickus is next in line.
Jesus Fucking Christ … literary!
Jesus is coming…. grab a towel.
Genital Obsessed Party
Enterprising Texan pervert invents a dual-function gun-dildo that is constitutionally exempt from sex toy laws.
Pump action shotgun dildo
I have seen some interesting sawzalls online…
Even better would be a pump action shot gun dildo in the shape of a cross with a beautiful carved image of Christ on the cross on top of the shot gun.
I know it’s not what you described but it reminded me of this:
…Jesus Christ
Dildo H Christ
That looks like a Pez dispenser … but I don’t think it dispenses candy
How’s fixing that power grid going, Texas?
So surprisingly a couple things have actually happened. Renewables are still showing explosive growth, it helped stave off as many rolling blackouts this summer. Also, they finally agreed to tie into the national grid.
Now, did they actually winterize and help prevent what happened a few years ago? Who knows, we haven’t been told shit so probably not.
Well, credit where it’s due I suppose.
Perhaps that explains why legislators keep finding time to meddle in people’s pants.
I was completed floored about the tying into the national grid part. I never thought I’d see that in my life.
Knowing them, it was probably just cheaper to tie in vs fixing anything. Also our explosive population growth would have made boosting our infrastructure almost impoosible…oh wait I meant cost them too much money.
They can do two things at once.
They’re not, but they could.
It’s Texas Republicans we’re talking about here. I’m not at all convinced that they can.
We did fuck all and ERCOT is optimistic about the winter for some reason.
Global avg temp has increased, so better odds of it not freezing…
“Compromises the innocence of children”???
Unless you are incredibly liberal parents, children don’t even know what the fuck those are until they’re old enough to recognize it as anything more than just a “tube”. By the time they grasp the idea that it’s something sexual, they’re old enough to handle that knowledge.
“smaller government” apparently just means few dildos for the inspector to have to count.
If they can outlaw a specific store from selling something, they can outlaw any store from selling anything. This isn’t just about sex toys, it’s a test to see what they can get away with.
The Texas House has at least 87 dildos. Someone should report them.
Uhm, you can buy dildos at Walmart?
Why has nobody told me before now?
Support small businesses, don’t get your dildos from Walmart
You must not buy feminine products or condoms/lube at Walmart then lol.
Yes you can! Except they’re usually locked in a display case and you have to go and get someone to help you get one
I always like to ask if they have anything bigger in the back.
Small government, uh?
They’re protecting the children’s innocence!
Imagine being so unable to pleasure women that you’re jealous and petty against your wife’s dildo collection.
One for each day of the week except God’s day, as He said “on the seventh day you must [give it a] rest”
Normalize mailing Texas lawmakers 7 dildos.
I’m going to Texas and buying 50 dildos because fuck you that’s why (also I will be selling the dildos at a slight discount afterwards)
You know that State is infamous for capital punishment of innocent people, right? You may want to rethink your tactics
Sometimes they just let their people freeze to death and then blame obama
thanks obama
I don’t even think he was born here, but I really really really think that matters
i sacrifice myself for the greater good of orgasms.
I think you can support the greater good of orgasms and filling of various orifices without sacrificing yourself tho
oh…ok
The very people that come up with these pearl clutch laws are the same people who also want to legalize marrying 12 year olds. But won’t anyone think of the children, PLEASE!
And scream about “parents rights”
that’s a funny way to spell child brides.
Can they rent Ted Cruz instead? He’s a dildo.
It’s just like enforcing in-home nudity when the blinds are shut, how are they gonna enforce this?
