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ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Clever Comebacks@feddit.uk · 9 months ago

Woman?

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Woman?

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ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Clever Comebacks@feddit.uk · 9 months ago
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  • Elrecoal19@lemm.ee
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    9 months ago

    Never gets old

  • NewEnglandBlueberry@lemmy.ca
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    A miserable pile of secrets!

    • Annoyed_🦀 @monyet.cc
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      But enough talk, let’s grab a drink?

  • OrlandoDoom@feddit.uk
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    Serious answer: Anyone who identifies as one.

    I literally can’t pin it down more than that as there are exceptions to every rule. Same goes for a man.

    • mihor@lemmy.ml
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      No. While people have the freedom to call themselves whatever they want, I also reserve my own freedom to call them whatever the f*** I want. It works both ways. At least it should.

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        You can call anyone what you want. You have that freedom like anyone else. Like everyone else you can be considered a extremely rude and not nice if you dead name or miss gender.

        • mihor@lemmy.ml
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          Fair enough, but sometimes legislation is passed that makes deadnaming and misgendering illegal which it most definitely shouldn’t be.

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            Yup I fully support everyones right to be a huge annoying jerk if they want to be. I just hope they chose not to be.

          • OBJECTION!@lemmy.ml
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            Are you being silenced for your transphobic views?

            Damn, I wish it worked!

      • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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        what is a singer? a runner? a painter? Do I have to win a marathon to be runner, or can I be a runner and run a mile a week at 5mph? If you see me running that mile, am I not “the runner over there?”

        Regarding your own freedom, if someone says “My name is Elizabeth, you can call me Liz, Lizzie, Liza, Eliza… just not Beth please,” and you go “Ok BETH.” - yeah, that’s your freedom to do that, you’re still an asshole.

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        And everyone else has the right to think you’re a prick and cut you out of their lives.

      • AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works
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        remember kids, freedom of speech does not mean freedom of consequences

        • mihor@lemmy.ml
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          I should be able to call a man in dress a man, without any legal consequences. Snowflakes simply shouldn’t be able to terrorize others.

          • fsxylo@sh.itjust.works
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            Calling you an asshole isn’t terrorism you bitch made ass.

            Feelingest of fee fees having ass.

            Fucking snowflake, because words melt you.

          • AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works
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            hahaha seems to me like the dude who’s terrified of trans people is more of a snowflake than the people who make fun of him for being such a miserable person

          • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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            Snowflakes simply shouldn’t be able to terrorize others.

            Does it terrify you that a woman might have a penis?

          • piccolo@sh.itjust.works
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            Calm down King Edward. The scottish cant hurt you anymore.

            • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.uk
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              Fear the “devils in skirts”!.

              • piccolo@sh.itjust.works
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                Lmao thats perfect

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        You’re just not a very nice person, are you?

        • mihor@lemmy.ml
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          I actually am, but I don’t like the entire woke agenda nowadays.

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            What do you mean by woke agenda? Can you be precise, please?

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              That we must comply with everybody’s whims and thus let men beat women in female categories of sports, allow doctors to maim kids just because they think they’re trans, and a lot of similar crap.

              • piccolo@sh.itjust.works
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                This woke agenda?

                https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2021/07/two-cis-black-women-banned-olympics-natural-testosterone-levels/

                • mihor@lemmy.ml
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                  No, I meant the Algerian boxer, specifically. But there should be limits to prevent freaks from wreaking havoc.

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                So you think trans people are icky and don’t understand what’s going on.

                Have you ever talked to a trans person? You should try educating yourself on the subject instead of rejecting a whole group of people based on vague feelings. There are no men in women’s sports and children are not usually subject to gender affirming surgery.

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                  You should try educating yourself on the subject instead of rejecting a whole group of people based on vague feelings.

                  Man, telling people what to do should be illegal. You should study more because I said so.

                  There are no men in women’s sports and children are not usually subject to gender affirming surgery.

                  Bro, you should read your own comments before blatantly lying.

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        No need to be a bitch, Brenda.

      • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.uk
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        Ultimately, it’s a courtesy. Like finding out if the James you just met prefers James, Jim, Jimmy, Jimbo, their middle name or a completely different one because the uncle they hate was also a James. We do this in various parts of our dealings with people, it’s part of the oil that greases the wheels of human interaction. You can chose to be discourteous but you may well find people chose to not have anything to do with you.

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    Leaving your drink unattended in public spaces is a terrible idea in general.

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    Why would they cover their drinks? I don’t get it @-@

    • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.uk
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      To stop it being spiked with date rape drugs.

      • Gregor@gregtech.eu
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        Makes sense, thanks

      • Omega@discuss.online
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        Oh!

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      Never leave your drink unattended.

    • Trainguyrom@reddthat.com
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      Whenever you next attend a wedding, watch how many women take their drinks with them to the dance floor. That’s the threat environment women live in every day

  • JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee
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    What is the context of that thread?

    • Omega@discuss.online
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      Spiking a drink, apparently

      They’re saying, by relation, that they look like a rapist

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    Geoffrey?

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    All I know is they’re not a miserable little pile of secrets. That would be a man.

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    ehhhhh this is cringe. on both sides.

    • Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Thanks, I do try my hardest to act the insufferable cunt on here, so seeing people act like my reply was somehow clever and original (it wasn’t, I’ve just seen it used before) was a bit of a surprise.

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        if i goto a party and women cover their drinks im turning the fuck around and leaving because that’s some trauma im not dealing with.

        • Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Idk fam, sounds like a you problem

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          If you go to a party and women cover their drinks you have some serious introspection to do, fren

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