Well, Christ came riding upon an ass, so I think this is an easy question to answer
I honestly can’t say, but I know one thing for certain.
the man loved to get nailed.
Unsurprising, he was hung too.
His best buddy was super hung. You can’t tell me the J-man didn’t know about his fellow J’s swinging.
More resigned to it. Has to close his eyes and think of England.
He did carry around some pretty large wood.
This is aphobic. Asexuals are human too.
Cock.
He was a fisher of men, after all. 😏
He seemed like the kind of guy who’d be into thighs tbh
Long hair, glamorous face, skinny ripped body? Jesus was a twink.
Not Korean Jesus. He’s swole af. Turns water into pre-workout.
TIL ace people aren’t “fully human”
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Unless they’re clergy
They’re cyborgs.
Considering this is the middle east were talking about, he’d be an ankle/feet man
That’s why he always wanted to wash them
He could be asexual who doesn’t experience sexual desire at all. I mean just possibility
I know asexuality is spectrum and not everyone experiences sexual desires same way.
Assuming the Catholic you’re talking to recognizes asexuality exists. It’s funny that accepting asexuality is a way out of blasphemy here though.
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He loves them both, since non should be excluded.
Obviously a feet man. Further evidence that Tarantino is Jesus.
Boobs? Ass? Ew. He was clearly a dong man. That whole bit about parting the sea? He actually just whipped out his gigantic cock and created a bridge with it.
Pretty sure that was a different guy. Both had giant dongs they could part water with, but the Red Sea was definitely Moses.
Asexual people exist, dude.
Those are just the disguised lizard people.
Dont I wish, but no, don’t even get scales…
I’m pretty sure Paul had the celibacy fetish and introduced the sex=bad element to the dogma. Some scholars even suggest that was his thing since the other gods were sex positive. (At least toward men getting laid.)
Post biblcal Christianity was informed, in part, by Hellenic philosophical traditions, which were apollonian in nature. Women’s sexuality was on the dionysian side.
It doesn’t matter 'cause it would be a miracle if he brought a lady home.
Because while Jesus was prayin’
Fuckin’ Craig was layin’
Every lady in the testament
You know what I’m sayin’
