A Nokia 3310
That seems… overpowered.
A grain of sand, dump it in the ocean
I was thinking the same thing, except a rock. I frequently visit ships as part of my job, and it would be no problem dumping it somewhere it would be likely to remain undisturbed for the rest of eternity. A grain if sand is likely to move with the currents. A rock will not.
It’ll eventually be subducted, I think getting it into deep space is more likely to be long-term secure.
A screw thats about to be fired into space and ejected off into the infinite great beyond.
Can’t do shit about my horcrux if it’s floating out past nebula 12.
There’s a fan fiction where Voldemort (probably) horcruxified the Pioneer 11 plaque.
That kind of thing was going to be my answer to this question also.
The main downside I can think of, is a Horcrux similar to a Lich Phylactery in that you have to reform adjacent to it?
Incredible. I love it.
Nice try Auror but you’ll never catch me!
Water.
Not a specific vial of water or a pond or something. WATER. All of it.
Destroy that 🖕
I would make irreplaceable objects like the Mona Lisa or Kurt Cobain’s acoustic guitar into my Horcruxes.
I would make it so that the cultural loss of what it takes to kill me would be far greater than anything I could ever do.
Good idea, but you’re still using small objects which can be destroyed by someone desperate (or a clever enough wizard). You want something large and physically resilient - the kind of thing that would be both hard to vanish, and is going to take something like a bomb to get rid of.
Make it something huge. One of the Pyramids of Giza. The Papal Palace. The Tower of London.
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A mini solar powered satellite that i can shot into orbit, and a plastic dinosaur toy that which i just dump into a trashbin where it will be buried in landfill.
How do your followers access the satellite to bring you back?
Technically the potion doesn’t require a horcrux, it only need my father’s bone, my servant’s flesh, and my enemy’s blood. Horcrux is there so i won’t die.
Obligatory Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality.
My favorite fanfiction that spawned a doomsday cult of “rationalists.”
A butt plug
Certainly changes that scene in Deathly Hallows
“No, you should do it.”
“Me?’ said Ron, looking shocked. ‘Why?”
“Because you got the sword out of the pool. I think it’s supposed to be you.”
bitch nobody knows what that is
Nuclear Bombs, because if they wanna destroy me, they’ll have to destroy civilization too 😎
The Hope diamond.
