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Tow a bitch
I kinda like this version of the midwest though.
“GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD! CORN!”
Corn?
I was born in Nebraska and I can say we shit corn too.
Currently in Iowa on vacation. There’s a few things here that aren’t corn too. But lots of corn in between those things.
MUCH better than the official motto (basically the Gadsden flag but less memorable) and all the other state lies!
“Don’t step on my corn.” ?
Nope.
“Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain” 😴