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Reminds me of an early Bart Simpson
Looks like Barts older cousin
I immediately downvoted this fork… then scrolled back because I hate the fork, not the post. -238/10
Fuck OP for posting this awful fork/10
Knork/10
Not specific but technically follows the set rating system
Insulting/purely decorative out of 10.
This fork isn’t stamped out of sheet steel. It appears to have been forged out of a round bar stock. For that alone, it receives high marks, despite the unconventional appearance.
8/10.
- I hate it, but it appears functional
Limited usefulness because it’s too narrow. Don’t like the asymmetry. Appearance looks a little crude. I wouldn’t want one. Tines seem overly sharp.
Probably good for getting olives out of jars.
Crab Fork
8/10 dependent on reasonably sized crab to accommodate.
Also good for oysters!
Why TF is Lemmy’s nerodiversity waypoints forks and bricks?
I mean, that’s half of mine. How did we get here?
Edit: 2/10. I hate it, but it has heft.
Bricks? I’ve seen a surprising amount about utensils, but I think i missed the bricks.
It was a couple days ago, some greentext post about some anon’s brother hates cement and cement blocks.
I’d give it a perfect 5/7
Because that fork has trisomy 21.
If I got it at Goodwill for $.10, 6/10 because obviously that’s a manufacturing dud but I’ll give it a good home and use it when all the other utensils are dirty.
I wouldn’t be surprised to see this pathetic waste in some Michelin star restaurant pretending it’s trendy and they wasted hundreds buying 200 for $15 each. In that case -5/10.
Nah the michelin waste should be higher because some rich asshole lost an investment and some chef got a dream job for a while.
I rate everything like Jason from The Good Place, a 1 to 13 scale with 8 as the highest. I give this a 10.
Number five is number one. Number seven is number two. Number three and number four are tied for number three.
