Every restaurant is a sterile, generic, corporate mess now. No identity. Taco Bell and McDonald’s and Pizza Hut, etc all look the same now
“Sit on my face, and can I take your order?”
‘I would like a sausage in my bun!’
We all know this would be well received.
Can’t build seating like this anymore.
On account of Woke.
This is what they have taken from us. Novelty seating. Are you angry yet? #WWG1WGA
we used to have mac tonight at a piano, muzak, black ceiling tiles and club lighting. now it’s the same remodeled mckitchen as everywhere else, stuffing delivery orders into bags and letting the in-person experience go to shit.
Much better now imo. I don’t need to sit on goofy shit to eat my cardboard-bun-burger with below-average-quality-meat and i-can’t-believe-it’s-not-cheese. I just want a chair or bench to sit on.
And all of this because we let the gays have rights. Incredible. Damn woke dei liberals.
Taco trucks everywhere and not a Cracker Barrel in sight!
Now wait a minute you’re starting to win me over to this “woke” stuff… Did you say tacos?
Oh fuck yeah bro, there’s one big liquor store near me with a big ass parking lot has TWO taco trucks, parked permanent! One is like the breakfast burrito kinda place and the other runs way into the night.
Oh, the horrors those eyes have seen…
I’d like a McUpskirt combo
Sir, this is a Burger King
Pervs
You rang?
Im’ma go sit on one of those burgers faces right now.
I fail to see the issue, fast food is just the adult equivalent of baby food anyway.
Fast Food use to be cheap and marketed to kids. The food itself never changed, but now it’s expensive and marketed to adults.
The food is definitely worse.
Nuggets are’t full of gristle anymore
Hamburgers haven’t changed, maybe the loss of the heat-proof styrofoam packaging.
Fries are cooked in peanut oil instead of beef tallow, but they added beef flavoring to them.
Burger king was better back then, but I don’t think McD was notably different IMO.
The burgers have changed significantly many times over the years. I don’t know why you’re speaking in an authoritative voice about something you clearly know nothing about
https://www.mashed.com/139926/mcdonalds-recipe-changes-you-might-have-missed/
Three of the exact same post with the same link. With increasing levels of rudeness, I think you forgot to have your AI bot log out between brigades.
What about aco bell arbys long john silver etc? There’s more than one and i think they’re all worse.
The burgers have changed multiple times over the years, along with every single other item they sell
https://www.mashed.com/139926/mcdonalds-recipe-changes-you-might-have-missed/
Oh no, the food has changed. For the worse.
The burgers and everything else on their menu have all changed significantly many times over the years.
https://www.mashed.com/139926/mcdonalds-recipe-changes-you-might-have-missed/
Nah bro, the Big Mac used to be an actual, like, burger. It looked way more like it does on the commercials and the ingredients, while not fresh, were definitely better. I had one a couple months ago and just… nope!
I’m a big In-n-Out fan now. Fresh shit, cooked right now. Yes, I have to wait but that’s OK. Fresh shit, cooked right now. Anyone who doesn’t like their fries doesn’t like fresh potatoes fried in oil. Maybe try them “light well”.
Nutritionally complete and pulverized into a paste?
Most baby food (in the US, mind you) available on store shelves is in fact NOT nutritionally complete.
Imagine opening a Huel restaurant.
honestly depending on the day I might appreciate a nutrient paste dispenser at my workplace.
Don’t ask what goes in there though.
Rice, mostly. Also corn, the occasional muffalo, and a mountain of corpses.
wait this isn’t the rimworld community
Working from home I drink Huel when I go too far down a (programming) rabbit hole.
Theres better less silicon valley inflected tools for that.
id like slop with extra slop on the side plz
Only so much beefcake to go around.
Ill fitting shirt off of the discount rack, generic suit pants and a Timex? C’mon. Whoever that is needs to step up their game to hawk donuts.
So food. Food is the equivalent of food
Debatable.