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potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

I love fucking pasta

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I love fucking pasta

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potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    Obviously it’s puttanesca

  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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    Ah, this generation has found its Jason Biggs.

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    I’d say canneloni. Not tested though. Sauce optional.

  • 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca
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    As an Italian, I’m lost for words

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      Use expressive hand gestures. 🤌

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    Gotta be rotini, it’s ribbed

    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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      Marketing!

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    I think we need some hypotheses here. My guess is that a short, springy pasta like a rotini or a fusili, or even a cavatappi, would be best, as opposed to something long and stringy, like spaghetti or fettuccine. Angel Hair would be far too delicate if the passion gets…vigorous.

    Thoughts?

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    This can’t be real

    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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      First day on the Internet, eh?

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      It is a really video. It’s like, a surprising detailed review.

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    I think I actually watched this

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      You think? You don’t remember? I’d remember that.

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        Alr, ok, I definitely watched this

        • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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          I figured, you just didn’t want to admit it. I get it.

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    I was at the brewery recently and one of the televisions was just on a playlist of this YouTube channel with some old Italian grandmas, chilling at home, making handmade pasta.

    Would love a Collab.

    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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      Giggity

    • pendel@feddit.org
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      But would he find out which grandma‘s pasta is the best to fuck or would he find out which grandma making pasta is the best to fuck?

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        This is getting better and better

      • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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        Perché non entrambi?

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          Mon cheri, you know what it does to me when you speak Albanian.

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        I think you’re actually describing a two part series

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    So what’s the answer? I feel a chubby coming on and just can’t wait!

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    Can someone brave enough please FINALLY post the eventual tier list he comes up with

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    samyang 3x spicy

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    Sounding with an uncooked spaghetti.

    I’ll leave that one oit there hanging.

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      You’re a monster.

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      no love for fusilli?

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      I prefer Tagliatelle

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      I dislike you for this post, but at least your username checks out.

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        I would laugh, but potato.

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    Post needs a link with NSFW tag (for accessibility).

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