It’s legit…
Legitimately a scam.
Kind of a fun one though. Has all the typical flags, though hides them well enough I’d bet they get above average hits. Even the haste part is hiding behind a static number of 50 positions.
I’ve definitely seen worse.
I may be coming off a rather silly corporate phishing training session complete with a couple incredibly easy to spot emails.
[…] would someone like monkeymant59h@icloud.com really be dishonest?
Iphone users can never be evil, I have learned that from watching films.
People forgetting to put the /s in here gonna convince some special needs kids to leak their SSN and get ransomware on their phones.
I was sceptical, but the exclamation mark convinced me.
Totally legit. Source: trust me, bro.
Love job offers that begin with, “I apologize”
For sure. OP should give them their SSN and bank account and get started.
You’re going to have to do butt stuff with a broken calculator…
Does the broken calculator at least like butt stuff?
The broken calculator is experimenting, that’s why it made this very specific request.
The scam is called pig butchering.
It is a scam but not sure this falls into pig butchering. Pig butchering is more of a romance scam.
Ah. It seems to fit this sort of scam. Didn’t realize the tiddies were a necessary component.
I had a Gaia Online account with the name “Monkey Man” 20ish years ago (jesus where has the time gone) can confirm def legit
… Did it have two ns, and were you also on the Nintendo forums?
So is that what I call you when I contact you on WhatsApp? Or do I call you Zidane?
You can call me whatever you like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why is there a range on payment for training? You’d think that’d be standardized.
It’s based on your training GPA.
I get texts for real (but still shitty) job offers. I think texting someone’s cellphone for an unprompted job offer should be fucking illegal. I had some fucking clown recruiter call me 5 times, email me 3 times. Leave 2 voicemails, and send me 5 texts. This was all within the span of a god damn fucking HOUR. These people should be in jail.
I get lots of “Hey! We talked last week about your house! Still interested in selling? What’s your cash price?” My reply is an upscaled goatse.
This is the only appropriate response.
Damn. I guess I’m glad I’m not in demand.
Sweet Jesus, is MLM not even safe? Bots mean to replace the HUN jobs? Deary Deary Deary…
MLM? This is likely human trafficking. MLMs will gladly take your money, but the face to face interactions are at seminars well after you’re hooked on the scam. Traffickers will entice you into “training” at one of their facilities right away.
Well, thats much worse.
At the end of training they will have you pay them for training you.
Ah, the old Soviet Russia con
Free training sesh, IM IN
I’m just going to need you to fill out the form I attached to this post
Name:
Age:
Address:
Times you’re out of the house:
SSN:
Mother’s maiden name:
Credit card info to reserve free training:
Crypto wallet credentials to link with our secure payment system:
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