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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

In case some of y'all are still looking for a job

lemmy.today

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In case some of y'all are still looking for a job

lemmy.today

MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • don@lemm.ee
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    You son of a bitch, I’m in.

    • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOP
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      I wonder what prison food in Japan is like…

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    Okay, but only if I’m guaranteed 12 wacky substories a year and the undying friendship of a strangely business savvy chicken.

    • Andonyx@lemmy.world
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      Just DON’T go to the tour office in Hawaii 😳

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    I like drawings of flowers as well, I understand this is popular among Yakuza, and I have my own supply of JNCOs. That’s it, I’m joining the Yakuza.

    • frickineh@lemmy.world
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      Wait are JNCOs a part of it? I could be convinced if they are. They’re so stupid looking but I loved mine.

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    Typical… They didn’t list the pay

    • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOP
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      The pay is free tattoos for life and a place on Japan’s most wanted list.

      • boatsnhos931@lemmy.world
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        Throw in an annual pizza party and $5 Wal Mart gift card for Christmas and I WILL DIE FOR YOU

        • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOP
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          You got a deal, friend. Here’s your pizza.

  • hungrythirstyhorny@lemmy.world
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    okay… early nine inch nails…

    lol

  • Gork@lemm.ee
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    What’re the benefits and salary of this position?

    Do I need to provide my own Samurai sword, or will one be provided by the Clan?

    • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOP
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      Just call the phone number provided on the flyer to find out…

      Oh

      • Gork@lemm.ee
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        It’s one of those things where a guy knows a guy, and they’ll contact you in a dark alley outside a Pachinko shop.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Hell yeah. Gimme a job looking at uncensored hentai 😎

  • Senseless@feddit.de
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    There are no contact details :(

    • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOP
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      You just gotta find the guy in the picture and apply in person I guess.

  • Striker@lemmy.worldM
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    Bull fucking shit. As if they wouldn’t also listen to Boris

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    Damn, I’m only one of these things.

  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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    Welcome to the Fantasy Zone. Get ready.

  • TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9OlwoMH_sM

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      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

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    Oh shit, at long last a job opening I’m fucking qualified for!

    1. I’m chill. Whiskeys more my jam but I’ll drink whatever.

    2. Fuckin love industrial.

    3. I’m so down to do crimes in Japan that ive already done quite a few

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