You son of a bitch, I’m in.
I wonder what prison food in Japan is like…
Okay, but only if I’m guaranteed 12 wacky substories a year and the undying friendship of a strangely business savvy chicken.
Just DON’T go to the tour office in Hawaii 😳
I like drawings of flowers as well, I understand this is popular among Yakuza, and I have my own supply of JNCOs. That’s it, I’m joining the Yakuza.
Wait are JNCOs a part of it? I could be convinced if they are. They’re so stupid looking but I loved mine.
okay… early nine inch nails…
lol
Typical… They didn’t list the pay
The pay is free tattoos for life and a place on Japan’s most wanted list.
Throw in an annual pizza party and $5 Wal Mart gift card for Christmas and I WILL DIE FOR YOU
You got a deal, friend. Here’s your pizza.
Dont they chop off fingers as a sign of dedication iirc
I heard it was a way to show how sorry you were for fucking something up or dishonouring your family. You’d present your severed pinky to your boss as an appology. Apparently it’s not done much anymore. I’ve played all the Yakuza games so I’m basically an expert.
I recently watched a great documentary about the Yakuza (on Arte) and apparently that ritual is increasingly considered old-fashioned among the Yakuza, or what’s left of them.
Yes, it took eighty years but they eventually realized making their Yakuza affiliation obvious to everyone could hinder some of the criming.
how else would you show your dedication?
How do you show you are more dedicated than fingers in case you want a raise?
I’ve already given up my foreskin. Is that good enough?
I believe it’s the first joint of one? Pinky finger.
What’re the benefits and salary of this position?
Do I need to provide my own Samurai sword, or will one be provided by the Clan?
Just call the phone number provided on the flyer to find out…
Oh
It’s one of those things where a guy knows a guy, and they’ll contact you in a dark alley outside a Pachinko shop.
Hell yeah. Gimme a job looking at uncensored hentai 😎
There are no contact details :(
You just gotta find the guy in the picture and apply in person I guess.
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Damn, I’m only one of these things.
Bull fucking shit. As if they wouldn’t also listen to Boris
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Oh shit, at long last a job opening I’m fucking qualified for!
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I’m chill. Whiskeys more my jam but I’ll drink whatever.
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Fuckin love industrial.
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I’m so down to do crimes in Japan that ive already done quite a few
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