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- lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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Being grateful is pretty neat but make sure to reciprocate! - “Suck her clit every morning to thank her for choosing you” 🥰
“Flick that bean to let her know how much she means.”
I think the original quote has more of a Weinstien implication but yours is a lot more wholesome
You think Oprah has sucked a dick since becoming a billionaire?
Yes I do.
Really? The america has a blowjob crisis lady?
We’re sexless and afraid.
never expected oprah to say something i’d expect a self-proclaimed “alpha male” who’s actually an incel to say. what a time to be alive…
(psst it’s not a real quote).
lol ate the onion again
in my defense, i still believe j.d. vance fucks couches
Does this include my boss? Because I’m not opposed to it as such, but he might be.
Nah lemme consensually bust in that pussy every morning and we good. You don’t even need to be up. We got the contract for this.
Shoutouts to TimeStop and FreeUse.
“Lickitongue, I choose youuuuuuuu!”
This regime whore prolly really thinks we all should suck her dick tbh since she is a hard working, bootstrapping boomer.
What if my employer is a woman?
