TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!
The OJ line of hatchets
Would you prefer
“All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy”…?
Did I forget my morning meds? The ax is telling me to do bad things again.
I just went food shopping, I’m now telling the axe what bad things we should do.
On a related note, apparently they’re making chicken out of gold or something because one single breast is $12-$15 now for whatever reason.
Is the axe telling you those prices should be chopped in half?
I’m telling it something needs to be chopped in half.
Executives, prices, what’s the difference?
:P
Reminds me of the movie Gothika.
THAT’S the movie it reminds you of?
Is there an old man support group? I need to sign up
Were you expecting me to say “oh haha just like the 1964 Strait - Jacket film haha” or something? Whats the correct answer?
Axe murdering your spouse/lovers is a rich and saturated film genre.
Shinning
Shhhsh! You want to get us sued?!
Get em below the knees!
‘Fuck it. We’ll do it live’
“the axe made me do it”
Nobody gonna comment of what a shit design that is?! Fuck me, looks like an AI’s version of a “modern” axe. Wouldn’t swing that thing if you paid me. Wouldn’t touch it with a 10-foot frog. Wouldn’t touch it with your dick.
- It’s going to slip.
- It’s going to bend.
- It’s going to break.
When it does, dull the blade and use it for a wedge. Then beat the designer with the broken haft.
Looks like a knockoff of a Fiskers axe and they generally make good products that are well tested.
Obey the axe…
Obey the axe…Hey, Paul!
Try getting a reservation at Dorcia now!!
Raskolnikov axe
I see these a at place here called Bartons. Its some cheap chinese branded shit.
DIY
Oh come on, there’s no harm in some good, old-fashioned axe-play.