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- confidently_incorrect@lemmy.world
Like duct tape - my god, what is the world coming to
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Took me a minute. Chloroform, for any other dumbys
Thanks. It would never have occurred to me.
You can also buy wolf piss but everyone loses their mind when a girl with pink hair sells her farts :(
These are the same kind of people who freak out when you tell them everyone who has consumed dihydrogen monoxide will die.
I have a laser engraving machine at work that houses a class 3 fiber laser. The amount of people that lose their shit when you open the door to add/remove parts or straight up walk 50ft around the thing is insane. All because of a little sticker that says “Caution- Laser Radiation”. They seem to think it’s a reactor core or something. No matter how many times I’ve explained the difference between ionizing and non-ionizing radiation, and showed them the data sheet and safety interlocks, I get the same one line argument “It says radiation. It’s gonna give everyone here cancer.”
Does your work have baseboard heaters or radiators? Maybe it’s time to start putting those little stickers on everything that radiates energy
I’ve thought about it, but decided it’s probably not worth getting sent to HR over. Chances are they’d be just as clueless and wouldn’t find the joke very funny. Would be hilarious to watch the chaos unfold though.
It’s gonna give everyone here cancer.”
Then they head off to the lake/beach for the weekend to work on their tan.
One of the ladies goes to a tanning salon. These people work with Tetrahydrofuran and Ethylene Chloride, but decided to make this the hill to die on.
ITT: people complaining about (virtually non-existent) people who didn’t get it
I like to create imaginary people that I can complain about though
I build my houses out of straw too
I would never have made the connection if someone hadn’t explained.
I’m not that used to illiteracy.
People complain about the fake reviews on Amazon (which are illegal now), but it’s the dumb people that are the worst.
And chloroform is freely available at your nearest chemist.
Is it comically accurate to 1950’s cartoons in how it incapacitates a person?
Not even remotely.
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Chlorophyll? More like Borophyll…
NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!
Amazon: Screwing humanity over for profits from A-Z!
Wait till they sell rohypnotoad
Chlorophyll doesn’t immediately put you to sleep! Also it burns to inhale, from what I have read.
There are lots of compounds, that are used in chemical industry or medicine and have funny properties.
